My Girlfriend is a Zombie

There were only two guards stationed at the door and they walked around carrying guns in a boring manner. This was the information Ling Mo obtained after using his spiritual sense to explore the other side of the wall.

“I really don’t understand why you guys still have this rockery here. Not only does it block our line of sight, it also blocks the two guards on the other side? Not to mention, we can see them under those lights while they can’t see us since we’re in the dark.”

Ling Mo sighed and said.

Wen Xuan looked at him helplessly and said, “Bro, you need to understand, those guards are simply standing there just for show. They’re there to warn ordinary survivors not to come close. They don’t even have the ability to stop any zombies. I bet you fifty cents that those guns probably don’t even hold any bullets. Besides, other than us, who would be willing to sneak around over here?”

“That’s true. Well then, put on your headphones. Let’s get started.”

Under Ling Mo’s supervision, Wen Xuan first put on the earpiece, then turned on the communicator before keeping it hidden. After a careful observation and confirming that no flaws could be found, Ling Mo waved his hand and said, “You’re good to go.”

“Okay.”

Wen Xuan leaped out of his hiding place and walked towards the gate after getting rid of the grass that was stuck on his body.

Ling Mo also turned on his communicator and put on his earpiece.

“Hehe, I suddenly feel like a spy. Have you seen the American movie ‘Mission: Impossible’? Bond, James Bond!”

Wen Xuan’s excited whisper instantly came through the earphones.

“Please don’t try to show off with your poor English. Plus, wasn’t that quote from the movie ‘007’?” Ling Mo quickly interrupted him.

“Ahhahaha.......”

“Don’t laugh, focus on the mission!”

If it wasn’t because Wen Xuan had already passed the rockery, Ling Mo would have dragged him back and beat the shit out of him.

Seeing Wen Xuan suddenly appear, the two guards stopped moving at the same time and looked at him with surprise.

A guard asked suspiciously, “Who is it?....”

“Are you fucking blind? That’s Captain Yu.” The other guard rolled his eyes and said.

“OH! So it turns out to be the famous.......” He hadn’t finished his words when he was suddenly elbowed by his companion.

“Captain Yu, what are you doing here so late......”

“I just finished with my work and since it was on the way, I decided to stop by and take a look. Is there an issue?” Wen Xuan said with a smile.

The two guards glanced at each other and thought to themselves, “This is at the back of the mountain. How could this possibly be ‘on the way’?...”

However, they both heard of Wen Xuan’s unique personality and could only continue to laugh after and said “Can I ask what’s your purpose for being here? We need to record this. These are the rules, please understand.”

“Oh, I just wanted to see if there were any results for those mutant beasts and zombies that were sent back these past two days. I still have to go back to the front lines after this. It would help me prepare against them in the future if I knew more about them.” Wen Xuan said.

“That makes sense.... I’ve finished making a record, please come inside Captain Yu.”

After Wen Xuan entered the building, Ling Mo heard the two guards take out a walkie-talkie.

“Hello? Is this Research Lab No. 3? Captain Yu Wen Xuan is coming over. Which Yu Wen Xuan? Are you serious .... It’s that....” The guard holding the walkie-talkie took a peek inside at the door and then lowered his voice and said mysteriously, “Professional Pervert for 30 years, Noobie Killer Yu Wen Xuan....”

“That’s a very suitable evaluation.” Ling Mo nodded secretly in the grass.

Since the interior architecture of the building was unknown to him, Ling Mo felt that he should wait a while for Wen Xuan to first explore the area before he made his move. As a result, he had no other choice but to stay and wait inside the grass.

With nothing to do, Ling Mo felt lost for a moment. Then with a guilty conscience, he controlled the maid to walk behind him.

A pair of small hands slowly reached towards Ling Mo’s waist.......

“Oh god, that’s comfortable...... It just feels a bit strange having two extra hands behind my back though......”

to be continued....