BXBX NOVEL Chapter 80 - Extra #4: Interview With Granny
Author Macy Bae: Hi Beloved Readers!!!
Welcome to another session of the EXTRA chapter!!!
Today, we're having another "Interview with HOT Male Characters Part 2"!!!
But this time, we have a special guest who will do the interview (because Luna was too scared to do it again XD)
Let's give it up for GRANNY!!!
(Ps. This granny is different from the kind Granny Elin. She is the wisest queen of hell Granny - "dreamygurl7968" - one of my kind author friends <3 you can search her up in WN
DO NOT BE DECEIVED!!! I tell you XD)
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Audience: Clap! Clap! Clap!
Granny: (evil grin) Thank you for your warm welcome my friend. So, shall we start right away? Please welcome the 5 HOT male characters -
Elliot! (Elliot comes out from the crowd looking so majestically handsome as always)
Audience: Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! (Yes, its purposely more claps XD He's the crowd favorite)
Granny: Ok, I know you love him, settle down everyone. Next is … King Calum! (Calum comes out from the crowd looking dashingly stunning but with a scowl on his face)
Audience: Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! (Yes, its purposely a little less claps XD Some readers are annoyed with him)
Granny: Oh, that's less than usual (shrugs).
King Calum: Who dares not applaud my presence? (evil eyes)
Audience: Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! (Got scared, so they clapped more now XD)
Granny: LOL! (rolls eyes) Anyway, next is … Ducis!
Ducis: (Ducis comes out flying from above as a dragon, then transforms to man's form)
Granny: (evil grin) Now, that's what I call an entrance. I'll take you as my pet.
Ducis: What?! Who said that?! (glares at Granny)
Granny: (evil grin) Fu-fu-fu-fu …
Audience: Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! (He has more claps than the king initially had! Yes, because he's Daddy Ducis ~ XD)
Granny: Oh? So the audience likes daddies now? I see what you mean (naughty smile) Fu-fu-fu-fu! I completely understand ~ Okay, enough of that. Next is … Clavis!
Clavis: (Silently comes out from the crowd looking hot and smiling ~)
Audience: Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! (Same amount of clap with Daddy Ducis XD Because … you know why if you read Chapter 60 XD)
Granny: Hm? What is with the smile? I thought he's the Ice Prince?
Author Macy Bae: (whispers something)
Granny: Ah, I see … Truly, spending a steamy night with the one you love gives out happy hormones.
Clavis: (coughs and blushes)
Granny: And last but not the least, we have … Zeid!
Zeid: (Comes out from the crowd looking so cool and deadly T_T Where's our sweet boi?)
Audience: Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! (Some people from the audience are crying for some reason ~ They probably missed the cute and sweet Zeid T_T)
Granny: If it isn't Agent 001 (naughty smile) Just kidding. Go ahead, take a seat.
(Everyone settles down in their seats, the crowd grew expectant)
Granny: Alright. So today, we have a couple of questions from our beloved readers. Let's start with the pending ones from last session, in Luna's corner. First question … (opens the card she has)
"What is your type of girl?" Oooh, interesting. Okay, Let's hear the answers of these emotionally challenged ikemens.
(Spotlight goes to … Ducis!)
Ducis: (raises eyebrows) Why do I get to go first?
Granny: Just answer - pet.
Ducis: I'm not your pet, old hag.
Granny: (pissed off) Oh, someone is challenging the mighty queen of hell? You puny dragon? (evil eyes)
Ducis: (evil eyes) Hmf! Let's see who's stronger.
Elliot: Ducis stop. Don't argue. (cool face) Just answer her question. This is an interview for our beloved readers. (looks at the crowd) Thank you very much for your patronage. (smiles)
Audience: … (THEY ALL DIED!!!! EMERGENCY!!!) Are we in heaven?
Granny: (panics) He-he … You, hot stud Elliot … d-don't smile again please!
(~And so, Granny revives everyone from the crowd and pulls them from the Gates of Hell … and Heaven too of course! XD)
Phew! That was a lot of work. (looks nervously at Elliot and whispers to the author) T-this one is dangerous I'm telling you! Why did you create such a character? His smile can kill! Literally!
Author Macy Bae: (whispers) He's definitely needed for the plot. Not just because he's handsome and for fan service. Definitely not XD
Granny: Alright, going back. Let's just continue. We'll run out of time like this. Dragon, answer the question. And Elliot, my dear, please refrain from smiling for now.
Elliot: Oh, okay. (politely nods)
Audience: Ahh .... such an innocent angel. We're healed. (drools at Elliot)
Ducis: Fine, fine, I'll answer. (clears throat) Type of girl? Of course it's Flora! I'm loyal to my lover even if … (looks sad) Anyway, that's it! My type of girl is her and her alone. (blushes)
Granny: Loyal, huh? Then what's that kiss with Luna?
Audience: Hahahahahaha! (everyone laughs and giggles)
Elliot: Huh? (surprised) You kissed Luna?
Ducis: (nervous) A-ah … Ha-ha-ha! What is this old hag saying? (Turns to Granny) Go ask the next person!
Granny: Fu-fu-fu (evil smile) Fine, I'll let you go. Next …
(Spotlight goes to … Clavis!)
Clavis: (calm and collected as usual) Hmm … type of girl? (thinks then remembers Selena and blushes) Ehem! (clears throat and tries to answer calmly even if his face is blushing) Well, since I'm already engaged, I'd say it's none other than my fiancee, Selena.
Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (everyone squeals and giggles)
Granny: Oh, the crowd is very pleased with you and your fiancée. (claps hands) Nice improvement. I thought you're still an ice block after "everything" that you've done to her. (evil grin) Fu-fu-fu-fu! Okay, next!
(Spotlight goes to … King Calum!)
King Calum: (pissed off but thinks seriously after. He is reminded of both Rania and Azalea but thinks Rania is dead, so he thinks of Azalea more) I don't really have a type. Anyone who can produce me an heir is fine. (looks lonely after and averts his eyes from everyone)
Audience: (hearts breaking everywhere) (some, flipping tables)
Granny: That's why you get less claps. You're one pitiful soul who has lots of problems - both emotionally and mentally. But that's fine - Go get your heart fixed first, little child. Let's move on to the next one.
(Spotlight goes to … Zeid!)
Zeid: (gloomy and serious looking) I only have one girl whom I love and that's Rania.
Audience: (cries miserably too) (everyone grabbing tissues)
Granny: Another loyalist. (slow claps) Amazing! Well, goodluck to that then. That was fast so let's move on to the last one.
(Spotlight goes to … Elliot!)
Elliot: (thinks like a model) Hmm … type of girl? Type is like an ideal woman right?
Audience: (laughs and melts at Elliot's cute face when he asked)
Granny: Yes, baby Elliot. (smiles sweetly at him)
Elliot: I only know two women, Rania and Luna, so I'm not very sure what to say. Oh, there's Fauna and Granny Elin, too but I don't know much about them. I spent most time with Rania and Luna. (thinks again) Rania is … I think she's perfect … there's nothing she's lacking in anything. On the other hand, Luna is clumsy and funny but she's kind, too. But … I guess my question is … ideal woman for what?
Audience: (Laughs so hard) Hahahahahahahaha!
Granny: Pfft! (bursts out laughing) LOL! You're such a baby! Hahahahahaha! (calms down after a few minutes) Sorry for that. As for your question, basically, it's the ideal woman you want to marry.
Elliot: Marry? (thinks again) They're both my friends so I'm not sure about marrying.
Granny: (raises eyebrows and smiles devilishly) Ooooh~ I see. Then let's change the question since I think you're confused. If you are forced, with no option to decline - who among Rania and Luna, do you prefer kissing? (evil grin)
Elliot: (surprised) Ahh … (remembers kiss with Rania in illusion city of Tenebris) ahm … (face turns red and averts his eyes)
Granny: I see that blush! You just thought of someone, right?
Audience: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (lots of people fangirling XD)
Elliot: (clears throat) T-that .. that was … all because of … a-aphrodisiac. It wasn't meant to happen and besides it's an illusion.
Granny: Okay~ If you say so. (evil grin) Thank you for all of your answers. For the next question, we have ...
"How do you describe love?" Ooooh, tough one!
Author Macy Bae: (whispers something)
Granny: (nods) Okay, I understand. Well, too bad that's it everyone. (shrugs) We already ran out of time because of all of these ikemen's antics! So maybe some other time again.
Audience: Ahhhh … (disappointed)
Granny: I know, I know, me too. Well, don't worry, next time, before they answer what love is, I'll go bring the girls here and let's see all their reactions. (evil smile) Fu-fu-fu-fu! Isn't that exciting?
Audience: YEAH!!! (energized)
Granny: Thank you so much again for joining us today! <3
Author Macy Bae: Till next time! Thank you very much!!! <3
Ikemens: (stands up, smiles, and waves at everyone)
Audience: (EVERYONE DIED AGAIN!!!)
Granny: (angry) When I specifically said NOT to smile! (flips table aggressively) Go revive them yourself! WRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Carrot Whacks and Squid Kicks everyone but they managed to escape. XD
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