BXBX NOVEL Chapter 344 Lewd Monk
Prairie.
Ming landed. His main purpose for coming here at this time was to see if Kyomoto Jiro and Clos had fought over the night.
When he saw that Clos was swollen all over her face again, he looked at Kyomoto Jiro, "Did you hit her again?"
[Puppet Kyomoto Jiro shakes his head... shakes his head hard...]
[Puppet Kyomoto Jiro looks at you... she hit herself...]
[…]
"~"
Ming was a bit stunned. Are there really such foolish people in the world?
Hit yourself? And hit the face? ~
He looked at Clos, who was sitting on the side and looked a bit tired, "How much do you hate yourself?"
"Hmph!"
Clos raised her head, her swollen face facing the man who was about to laugh but held it back, and said angrily, "I\'m just playing around, is that not allowed?"
"Hmm~ yes ~"
Ming nodded and tossed out a tube of ointment, and some facial masks.
Of course, he didn\'t know if these would be useful. Then he crushed the return-to-city scroll and stared at the woman and seriously said, "Clos, you\'re not allowed to make my secretary look like a pig in the future, otherwise, I will cut your salary."
"You can\'t control me!!!"
In Zone 1521.
After Ming returned home, he stripped a giant soldier zombie and exploded a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher. He equipped it on Raoul, and the rocket launcher also changed with its size, looking like a cannon.
At this moment, Raoul had a whip in his left hand and a cannon on his right shoulder. In terms of firepower, it was quite intimidating. He hoped that Raoul wouldn\'t let him down with today\'s shared boss.
Then, he drove to the center of the zone, sitting in the car, not planning to get out to watch Raoul fight the shared BOSS.
After the acid rain, the ground was all dirty mud and water. His pair of crocodile skin shoes had been polished by Wendy after a lot of effort.
If they got dirty, Wendy might... clean them again...
Ming opened the car door and stepped down onto the muddy ground. He looked around at the big and small creatures he had brought with him. They were here to observe Raoul, and to learn some combat skills. It didn\'t look good for them to eat freely every day.
[Universal Channel Broadcast, today is the 27th day of the third chapter, and the last day of the shared BOSS. Are you all very happy? Yes, after today, you can celebrate, celebrate the arrival of the fourth chapter~]
[As a token of shared joy, the first one to kill the BOSS today will receive a mysterious treasure chest, please enjoy~]
[**9527: "What\'s there to fight about, it\'s definitely going to be Ming the boss~"]
[**44: "That\'s not necessarily the case. Now all the divisions are large divisions, with at least 10,000 people. If each person throws out a skill, the BOSS will be gone. Does he own a division all by himself?"]
[**Blade22: "Impossible, absolutely impossible~"]
[**9527: "What I care about is when Ming will hang new equipment, I\'ve been watching for two days!"]
[…]
9:00
A white light pillar arrived as scheduled, fell to the ground, and dissipated. When Ming saw the zombie walking out from inside, he didn\'t take another look, but got back into the car and went home.
[Your Da Vinci has launched the collection ability at the zombie, collection successfully ~]
[Da Vinci glanced at Raoul who was in a fighting stance, what are you looking at? Haven\'t you ever seen such a powerful frog?]
[Foodie bumped Raoul\'s ankle, now you know why your status can\'t get up, right? learn something... Da Vinci, wait for me~]
[Merlin looked at Raoul, come on, let\'s start with you today~]
...
[Universal Channel Broadcast, congratulations to Ming for achieving the final day\'s shared first kill, receiving a mysterious treasure chest, and giving you guys the opportunity, you\'re really useless.]
[Fourth... See you the day after tomorrow~]
...
Ming sat in the car, took out the mysterious treasure chest, couldn\'t make out the material, and couldn\'t understand the intricate patterns carved on it either. But it did look a bit rustic, there should be some good stuff in it, right?
After all, it\'s a mysterious treasure chest.
Open it~ Dazzling red light~
[Ding~ Congratulations on successfully picking up a nightmare-level hidden task~]
"Damn it!!"
A small loss for a big gain!
Knew it wouldn\'t be that simple! But there\'s no regret medicine in the world!
At this moment, a small light screen stands up in the treasure chest, popping up lines of text:
[Aren\'t you surprised? Hehe~ I knew you\'d definitely be the first one. Of course, if it fell into someone else\'s hands, it would also be a hidden task. I bet you\'d be the first one, are you feeling good now? Hahaha~]
[Of course, as the saying goes, with great power comes great responsibility. If you don\'t go to hell, who will?]
[Right?]
"That\'s so damn sneaky!"
Ming doesn\'t understand why the rules always target him?
[Did you see the three cards in the treasure chest? You can only choose one, it\'s random, there are three levels of difficulty: easy, normal, and hard. Let\'s see how your luck is~ If you don\'t choose, you know the consequences will be severe. You have 30 seconds to make a choice.]
"~"
Ming looked at the three cards in the treasure chest, they were the same size as playing cards, with the same patterns.
"Stop the car."
Ming immediately got out of the car and touched all the members of the family and the frogs. Then he reached into the treasure chest:
[Card][Card][Card]
"Left, left, right, right, then I choose..."
Ming picked up the middle card and flipped it over:
[Nightmare Level Dungeon]
[Lewd Monk]
"..."
What the hell is this?
A Lewd Monk? What kind of this fucking is that?
Immediately, he continued to look at the words that popped up on the light screen:
[Hehe, aren\'t you surprised? Aren\'t you thrilled?]
[I, as a rule, can assure you that it\'s fair and transparent.]
"~"
Ming raised his middle finger to the sky, "Hey, can you see this? Do you know what this means?"
[I can\'t see... Based on the principle of fairness and openness, I won\'t take advantage of others\' difficulties. Once the task is accepted, it cannot be abandoned.]
[Crush the chosen card to start the task. Please crush the card within 10 minutes, or you will bear the consequences.]
[See, I even gave you preparation time, 10 minutes, you can do a lot of things~]
The treasure chest in front of him suddenly turned into stars and disappeared.
"Heh~"
Ming held the drawn card and sneered. The rule didn\'t refute when he raised his middle finger, did it tacitly accept it?
That\'s not normal. This thing always warns him every time. Why does it turn a blind eye this time?
During the arena battles, the rule conducted a text live broadcast for him. At that time, it could see him raising his middle finger. Could it be that it had a BUG?
After all, this thing is a rule with countless BUGs. Every time he exploits a loophole, it selectively repairs it. Hopefully, it has a problem~
"~"
Ming looked at the countdown, there were still 9 minutes left, what should he prepare?
Then, he opened the Apocalypse Store, bought a Mental Strength Potion, and there was definitely no mistake in supplementing more of this kind of thing. After that, he put Raoul, Alia, and others into the puppet space.
After everything was ready, he touched the bellies of the frogs, "Today, we\'re going to fight~"
Then, he crushed the card.
...
David kneeled in front of the tombstone: "Boss, they forced me to use the Emperor-level Blood Proof, I\'m innocent~"