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Silence greeted both the walls and the elves behind the princess, as some even gasped, not realizing this was how they would get rid of the troublesome first princess, who was an idiot.

Alexander felt his mind was becoming ill; maybe he was suffering from an aneurysm; why did this girl, who he beat, sexually harassed and spanked, come back to him with this dumb shit...

\'Is she deranged, maybe?\'

"My father has already decided that I am to be your wife, so stop wasting time and give me a child, idiot!" She yelled as he frowned, turning to face the army of dark elves.

"Did you come here to become my wife?" He asked loudly, as the princess blushed and turned around.

"Y-yes! Now hurry up and-"

"Are you a retard?"

"WHAT!? Why would you say that!?" She cried out as he shrugged.

"You have no idea what you\'re saying, do you?" He asked calmly as she pouted.

"W-what does it matter!? My father has decided it and-"

He looked at her, noticing that it was not her father\'s orders, but her choice as she twiddled her fingers, looking at him with sneaky peeks, biting her lips; even the elves with her looked awkward, as Alexander realised that they couldn\'t take too long messing around here.

"Are you a masochist?"

"E-excuse me?" She asked, frowning as he shook his head.

"No, forget it. Go home and tell your father I\'m not interested, okay? I don\'t care about your country, so please don\'t interfere with my business anymore."

"I-I won\'t! So accept it!" She said, blushing as he shook his head.

"Okay, fine." He said, shrugging. "But I\'m not interested in having a wife."

"That\'s fine! As long as we can have a child!" She replied instantly as he sighed.

"What if I want to have sex with other women?" He asked as she blinked before gasping.

"S-sex? But isn\'t it... y-you mean...?" She stuttered, trying to understand as he nodded.

"Yeah, I can have sex with other women too." He said as she fell silent.

"O-oh..." She mumbled as he smiled.

"Now, go home; I have no time for this." He said, turning around to leave as she blinked.

"Hey! You can\'t just leave me here!" She shouted as he walked away.

"Oh yes, I can." He said as she grabbed his arm.

"I came all this way just to see you, so you can\'t leave me here!" She complained as he sighed.

"If you want to stay, stop touching me." He said as she looked at him with wide eyes before she released his arm.

"F-fine... I\'ll wait here for you." She said, crossing her arms over her chest, pouting cutely as he ignored her.

Alexander didn\'t realise that when interacting with this strange girl, his face was always smiling as if he had found a fun toy to play with, as many of the women who were now sleeping with him all watched with envious looks.

He was like this with her when they hadn\'t even slept together... 

Slowly, they wondered what would happen if he slept with this dim elf princess.

"Hey, maso princess," Alexander shouted as the sad princess slowly returned.

"Eh!?" She turned to face him, her face brightening like a puppy called by its master.

"Kiss me, and I\'ll consider making you my woman for now."

She gulped before nodding, running up to him and wrapping her arms around him as he closed his eyes.

A small peck landed on his lips as he kissed back, pulling her closer and kissing her passionately; she moaned into his mouth, her tongue licking his teeth as he opened his mouth to allow her in; she slid her tongue into his mouth, sliding it around before she pushed him against the wall, rubbing her soft breasts.

Alexander somehow enjoyed the look on her face as his tongue began to coil around her, slurping on her saliva as she began to hold onto his tightly; many of the elves who came with her all looked stunned; the leading woman who seemed to resemble the princess but slightly older covered her face, looking through her fingers.

\'Well, despite what I thought from games, the dark elves of this world are really... pure....\'

He broke the kiss as she gasped for air, her face bright red as she looked at him with lustful eyes.

"A-am I your woman now?" She asked as he nodded.

"Yes." He replied as she hugged him tightly.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" She said, nuzzling her face against his chest as he patted her head.

"Can you tell me your name and why you look so happy?" Alexander still didn\'t understand how he had caught the interest of this princess.

Unlike most other women since the apocalypse, this girl came before he infected her... and it caused a strange feeling inside his heart to stir, a sense of desire to protect this woman and corrupt her in the same breath.

"Uhm... since you are my husband... my true name is Listrea... I was never beaten... in combat by a man, or woman my age.... yet you so easily beat me... despite being younger... your powerful body, those huge hands.... spanking me... treating me like..."

"So you\'re a masochist?" Alex interrupted her, before turning back to the gatekeeper.

"Let them in. Otherwise, the enemy might take notice."

"I... I\'m not a masochist...!" Listrea protested as he looked at her with a raised eyebrow.

"Then why are you so happy?" He asked as she pouted.

"B-because you accepted me as your woman..." She muttered as he sighed.

"Fine, whatever." He said, rolling his eyes as she beamed.

"Let\'s meet my wife, the future Queen QIlana."

"Eh!? future queen.. what about me?"

Pah!

"Stop being silly, why can\'t I have two or more queens?"

"Mmm... okay..." Listrea blushed, following him with a happy face, while her aunt standing behind, only looked at the pitiful princess with a conflicted look as they entered the city, luckily unseen by the enemy.

Alexander was a little sad, hoping that there might be a cool handsome elf male who said, "An alliance once existed between Elves and Men ~ Long ago, we fought and died together ~ We come to honour that allegiance..."

Instead, he got another masochistic princess...