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“I’ll smash your d*mn stone door.” Xia Wuji flew up and kicked the stone door.

With a thud, it made a heavy sound, and dust flew everywhere.

The stone door still stood firm.

“The words have changed again, ” Li Qingshan reminded Xia Wuji that he had been observing.

The furious Xia Wuji could only squat down and continue watching.

He read, “What kind of hero is kicking down a door? To prove your sincerity, bow to me a hundred times and call me ‘master’ a hundred times, and I’ll take you in as my disciple.”

“D*mn it!” Xia Wuji immediately stood up and cursed. “You d*mn Immortal!

You tricked me once, and now you want to trick me again? Bah! No way. Pah!”

Li Qingshan looked at Xia Wuji, who was getting more and more irritable. He thought for a while and uttered, “Xia Wuji, don’t you think this stone door is alive?”

“What?” Xia Wuji was stunned. He looked at Li Qingshan and responded in surprise, “You mean this stone door is alive?”

“This is just my guess,” said Li Qingshan calmly.

He felt that the Kunlun Immortal had been dead for at least a thousand years. No matter how powerful they were and how knowledgeable they were, they could not have predicted the arrival of Li Qingshan and Xia Wuji a thousand years later.

Moreover, the words he left behind changed according to Xia Wuji’s emotions.

How could the Kunlun Immortal predict that Xia Wuji would kick the stone door a thousand years later?

If it were anyone else, they might not have kicked the stone door.

That was why Li Qingshan said that the stone door was alive.

“I believe you. Since you said that this stone door is alive, then it was playing with me just now. D*mn it, now it’s my turn to play with it.” Xia Wuji chuckled.

“What do you want?” Li Qingshan did not understand. If he couldn’t push the stone door open, how could he play with it?

“Please step back for a moment.” Xia Wuji’s rogue temperament was exposed. He unbuckled his belt, took off his pants, and walked to the stone door, ready to relieve himself.

Li Qingshan didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

He chose to retreat a little, but during this process, he kept staring at the words on the tombstone.

He wanted to see if the words on the tombstone would change after Xia Wuji played rogue.

Xia Wuji had already taken off his pants. He hummed a little tune and pulled out his privates.

The next second, Li Qingshan saw the words on the stone door change.

“All right, the stone door has spoken,” Li Qingshan interrupted Xia Wuji and smiled.

Xia Wuji immediately stuffed his junk back into his pocket. He pulled up his pants and chuckled. “As expected, the stone door is alive. Let me see what you have to say.”

Xia Wuji squatted down and read the line of small words aloud, “Don’t point your little tadpole at me!”

After reading out those words, Xia Wuji’s face was as black as charcoal. From top to bottom, his entire person was on fire.

Without saying a word, he took off his pants, faced the stone door, and directly relieved himself.

Swoosh!

It went on for quite a long time, directly accumulating at the bottom of the stone door.

At that time, Li Qingshan had already noticed that the stone door had been updated.

However, he didn’t warn Xia Wuji.

He also hated the attitude of the stone door, so he would let Xia Wuji giving the stone door some “nutrients.”

After relieving himself for two minutes, Xia Wuji finally shivered and pulled up his pants comfortably.

“Let me see, what are you gonna say now?” Xia Wuji squatted down to read the line of words, “I’m so disgusted.”

Xia Wuji said that sentence and laughed loudly. All his anger instantly disappeared and his whole body felt comfortable.

Li Qingshan stepped forward and said, “Stone door, I know that you have your own thoughts. If I’m not mistaken, you were created by the Kunlun Immortal before they died.”

As soon as Li Qingshan spoke, Xia Wuji shut his mouth and stood at the side, looking at the stone door.

The stone door seemed to be listening.

“The Kunlun Immortal must have a purpose for creating you. Actually, what you said at the beginning was right. The Kunlun Immortal is looking for a successor, but the criteria isn’t bowing a hundred times but rather getting your approval, right?” Li Qingshan analyzed calmly.

Xia Wuji gave Li Qingshan a thumbs up and looked at him with admiration. The stone door was updated with a new paragraph of text: “You’re right.”

“Are we the first batch of people to come here after the death of the Kunlun Immortal?” Li Qingshan was not surprised.

“Yes,” the stone gate answered Li Qingshan.

“Then do you like either of us?” Li Qingshan asked directly.

Xia Wuji covered his mouth and said in a low voice, “It would have chosen you.

I humiliated it just now. It’s roaring to kill me.”

Li Qingshan didn’t answer. Instead, he looked at the stone door.

The stone door updated a paragraph of text: “Why must I choose between the two of you?”

“It’s right,” Xia Wuji responded in a low voice. “It doesn’t have to choose us.”

“You won’t choose either of us?” Li Qingshan sneered. “Do you think you’ll meet a third candidate?”

The stone door updated the text: “You can’t do anything even if I don’t choose you.”

“This thing is indestructible. It wouldn’t budge. It’s very troublesome,” Xia Wuji whispered into Li Qingshan’s ear.

“We can’t do anything to you. We can’t erect you, and we can’t hurt you. But can’t I dig out this entire area? You’ll still be unscathed. I won’t touch you. I’ll dig out the entire area and keep it forever so that you won’t see a third person in your life.” Li Qingshan’s expression was slightly cold. His words were casual, but it was a fatal threat..