BXBX NOVEL Chapter 232: all crazy
Arnold Schwarzenegger\'s spoken English is really bad, so he won\'t let the other party speak.
Sylvester Stallone is cooler than Arnold Schwarzenegger, put him in no-brainer mode.
Sigourney Weaver was worried that the sequel of "Alien" would not match her real image, so she emphasized maternal love in the upgrade of fighting monsters.
Those who tout James Cameron keep saying that James Cameron is the best director in the world who can combine actors, characters, and stories into one, but—even he himself admits that he just follows the actor\'s The reality prototype is just a notebook. The so-called perfect combination just allows actors to avoid fields that are not suitable for them and be themselves.
Because of this, he came up with a Roland Allen is Peter Parker movie script.
And now, according to Roland\'s real experience, he presents the badness that he has never shown to the outside world on the screen.
In reality, Roland\'s brilliant people are based on the basic plate of the parents?
In order not to lose this part of the fan base, can\'t he do something that young people appreciate?
That\'s okay... let the movie reflect reality! Go lie to those young people!
In fact, the publicity plan of "Titanic" was temporarily arranged after the rough cut, but before the filming, the experienced truck driver had already discovered the problem with Roland, but this kind of problem was actually a problem for him. Very good solution.
What are the cool and handsome things that young people desire to see?
Resent grass? Pick up? Drag racing?
Truck drivers who have done all three understand that these are the secondary diseases of adolescent hormones.
If Roland had really done it, he would have taken off his shoes and whipped him long ago.
Obviously there is a pass-kill basic disk that others can\'t envy, so don\'t play dead, okay?
In a country where Protestantism and Catholicism are opposed, conservative people can attract many fans!
Your young fans think you look like a retired old man?
Then hint them in the movie, have you done all those exciting and bold things?
Painting is the embodiment of the most cunning.
Without Fox\'s previous crazy announcement, Roland\'s fans would at most feel how good Kate\'s figure is when they saw this episode, and they could only get some hints about what Roland really had with Kate, but With Fox\'s exhaustive love affair exposed, countless brain supplements have appeared...
"According to the previous news, Roland and Kate were in love first, and they are making a movie."
"That is to say, the two of them should have feelings before making the movie."
"And when filming the movie, Roland drew a picture for Kate himself?"
"Or is it in the place where the crew is talking too much?"
"The point is, the year Kate went to Roland\'s house for Christmas?"
"And after filming, Kate pushed back her work to be with Roland. When Roland was filming "Saving Private Ryan" in the UK, he went to Kate\'s house without business? This, this, this... this is simply too romantic. !"
It only took a few seconds, and a green river novel was already created in the brains of these fans.
What British actress came to Hollywood in a foreign country with a dream, and got a project that suits her ("Sense and Sensibility");
Just when she wanted to continue to work hard and realize her dream with her own hands, she was faced with the unspoken rules proposed by the evil producer. Unwilling to fall, she chose to return to China for development (after "Sense and Sensibility", she took over the filming of "Hamlet"). " and "Jude the Obscure");
When she thought that her perseverance would shatter her dreams, the movie she shot at the beginning suddenly became a hit. In an instant, she went from an unknown newcomer to a darling in the eyes of the media ("Sense and Sensibility" was a big hit) ;
At this time, the producer who made an unreasonable request to her came again, saying that on the current basis, he could make her a superstar as long as she agreed to the previous conditions, but she still chose to refuse, so the evil producer The filmmaker banned her (no project for a year);
Just when her life fell into darkness, a Hollywood A+list who had seen her famous movie fell in love with her at first sight, and then sent her a film invitation (Roland previously admitted that the heroine of "Titanic" was chosen by himself );
Immediately afterwards... It was a romantic love offensive, a suffocating sweet experience, the highest-investment movie project in history, and after the project, the mutual persistence after the project (all content announced by Fox)...
When those emotional audiences thought of this, their eyes were already filled with tears of excitement.
"This is so cool! So handsome! So manly!"
"This painting is not only a testimony of Jack and Ruth\'s love, but also an endorsement of Roland and Kate\'s love!"
"Kate looks so flirtatious lying on Roland\'s shoulder!!"
The two characters, the two figures, have completely overlapped...
What do young people think are cool, handsome, and awesome?
Resent grass? Pick up? Drag racing?
Stop joking, okay?
It is the unknowable behavior under the rebellious psychology.
On the surface, being cool, handsome, and awesome is an act of breaking the law.
But in fact, the ultimate goal is to pursue excitement and enjoyment.
In order to keep the base of the conservatives, Roland can\'t fight grass, pick up girls, or drag a car, so what should he do?
With "Titanic", let the female fans have a feeling that Roland is Man, and then pass this idea to the male fans through them. In the process, the male fans may not be fabricated by the female fans. attracted by the story, but they will praise Roland\'s seductive methods that female fans imagined.
When this situation arises, did Roland show his arrogant image in front of the public?
It doesn\'t matter anymore.
Because female fans have been attracted by his methods of teasing girls, and male fans will also be amazed by his methods of teasing girls.
Coupled with the media\'s publicity, this high-level brainwashing method can well make up for the coolness that Roland lacks.
As long as female fans watch "Titanic", they will associate it with reality and be moved, as long as male fans accompany their female companions to watch "Titanic", they will gain something from each other, and then hear Roland\'s \'practice\'.
Then both will feel—
Roland bull beep!
Do some extreme things in reality to reflect your personality?
unnecessary…
Because it is not what those people have done that determines the fundamentals of each person, but what the public sees and hears through media propaganda, radio listening, and newspaper dissemination.
Because of this, when the cheerful music sounded, the fans who suddenly got to the root of the film all smiled lovingly like aunts, watching the two on the screen playing hide-and-seek with the servant sent by Ruth\'s fiancé, listening to Even the noise of the boiler room could not conceal the laughter of silver bells, witnessing...
The two had an affair in a car parked in the warehouse.
"Do you think the two of them did it?"
"Jack and Rose must have done it! Isn\'t this nonsense?"
"I\'m talking about Roland and Kate, during filming!"
"Uh...Look at the sweat on their bodies...Should, maybe, maybe...It doesn\'t look like makeup..."
When the audience mixed the reality and the movie to discuss, it was actually successful, and what the movie did next was to strengthen the conflict, strengthen the choice of the hero and heroine, and make the audience believe that what happened between them was true love.
When Jack was framed by Ruth\'s fiancé to steal the Ocean Star, and Ruth was at a loss for this matter, the audience who had already been brought in all murmured there—"Trust him! He didn\'t do it!"
When Ruth broke free from her fiancé, sprayed the saliva on the other\'s face, and chose to go back to rescue Jack when she was about to run for her life, the guests invited to the scene could hear the obvious cheers from behind—"Okay! Kick this scumbag!" male!"
When Ruth found Jack in the narrow passageway flooding Jinshan, she was excited and kissed, which made the fans burst into tears.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L
And when Ruth was sent to the lifeboat by her fiancé, when she heard Jack say "I will get on a boat" and her fiancé promised "Jack and I will leave safely, we will go together", Naon Looking up at the picture, many girl fans covered their faces and burst into tears. Although the tears couldn\'t stop flowing, they still stared at the screen and kept chanting—
"Liar...Both are liars..."
This scene is so similar to the setting in the romance novel...
The young and wealthy rich second generation and the handsome and charming poor boy both like the same girl...
Even though they fight life and death on weekdays, when faced with a crisis, the two of them still care about that girl...
They can save each other regardless of their own safety, but at this time, the choice is in the hands of that girl...
Really, in many cases, don’t complain that romance novels are brainless, and don’t despise how **** those authors write.
Because of the love of the century, the rhythm is the same, the younger generation who wrote romance, was scolded really wronged.
Why!
Since ancient times, deep affection can\'t be retained, only routines can win people\'s hearts.
In the background music of "My Heart Will Go On", the whole world slows down.
Ruth looked at Jack with reluctance. When she found that she and the man were drifting away and seemed to be separated forever, she chose to jump back to the Titanic and live and die with him. Jack and the second male were shocked.
Jack rushed to the dining room of the first-class cabin, and excitedly embraced Ruth, who had returned from bottom to top. The passionate kiss pushed the emotions of the two to the peak, and at the same time, it also pulled the emotions of the audience behind to the top...
"ah!"
"Someone passed out!"
Meow?
Roland, who was being attracted by his handsome and charming figure, turned his head and looked at it with a question mark on his face.
The next second, a staff member with a flashlight trots out.
When Roland witnessed with his own eyes a female fan in a long skirt being carried away by the staff, the corners of his eyes twitched involuntarily—"It\'s amazing, when I heard that someone was watching this movie in my previous life , I just passed out with excitement, I thought it was a rumor, but I didn\'t expect that this **** turned out to be true? \'
Roland took it.
‘This kind of female fan is simply a treasure girl! \'
Roland believes that the invited guests at the scene will definitely write about the fans watching the movie and fainting from excitement!
However, what Roland didn\'t expect was that this was just the beginning.
...
At the last farewell.
Jack was lying on the edge of the board, holding Ruth\'s hand, trembling, and said, "Ruth... winning that ticket... was the luckiest thing in my life... it made me meet you... I am grateful for that Can\'t stop...I\'m grateful...you gotta...do me a favor...promise me you\'ll try to live...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...don\'t ever give up...Ruth, you promise me now...never break your word... "
Ruth choked up and said, "I promise you..."
Jack emphasizes, "Never give up."
"Jack, I will never give up." Ruth\'s words were already crying, "Never give up."
"ah!"
"Someone fainted again!"
Meow meow? ?
Curious Roland turned his head again.
...
When help arrives.
The crew on the lifeboat whistled, bringing Ruth, who was lying on her back, back to her senses. When she tried to wake Jack up with a gentle voice, Jack, whose cheeks were frosted, was unable to respond.
Break off his frozen hands and send him into the sea with his own hands.
"I won\'t give up, I promise you..." The hoarse voice made people feel distressed.
"ah!"
"Someone fainted again!"
Meow meow meow? ? ? ?
Shocked Roland felt that his neck was about to be broken.
...
After being rescued, he came to America and stared at the Statue of Liberty.
A sailor with an umbrella came over and asked, "Miss, what\'s your name."
Slowly turned his head, glanced lightly, "Dawson."
Immediately looked back at the Statue of Liberty, "Ruth Dawson."
"ah!"
"Again, someone passed out!"
Meow meow meow? ? ? ?
Roland, with his eyes wide open, turned his head suddenly, and he could even hear the crisp clicking sound coming from his neck.
...
Elderly Ruth threw the ocean star into the sea, the camera switched, and the old photos of the bedroom were placed, presenting her life in these years one by one. Then, the screen went dark, slowly advancing, with the sound of water waves, The wreckage of the Titanic also appears, and the screen image is like a wandering ghost. With the appearance of warm light, the decaying wreckage is restored to its original state.
The door opened, and all the people who used to live on the Titanic greeted the camera, and when the boy standing at the spiral staircase slowly turned around and stretched out his right hand, an arm also came in from the camera.
Immediately afterwards, Ruth in a tulle skirt hugged and kissed Jack with a loving face...
"ah!"
"Double 叒叕 again..."
Before the exclamation from behind was finished, Roland, who had already formed a conditioned reflex, turned his head instinctively. Unfortunately, he hadn\'t seen how many people fell down this time, and the crisp sound hit him with stares.
"Snapped!"
Even though the auditorium was completely dark, everyone could hear the clear explosion, which was the sound of slaps.
"Why did you put your hand here?" Roland, who received Kate\'s slap with his face, was aggrieved.
Without giving him a chance to continue asking questions, Kate, who just reached out her hand, went straight down, put her arms around his neck, and pulled him into her arms. Then, the feeling of falling raindrops appeared on Roland\'s cheeks, and then, his mouth blocked.
"Well…"
After realizing it, Roland hugged the opponent\'s waist.
When he hugged Kate into his arms, the obvious trembling proved everything.
"I love you..." After a long time, Kate, who buried her head in Roland\'s arms, said a word in a low voice.
"I love you too..." Roland kissed Kate\'s shoulder and neck, then raised his head and looked around.
Since they were sitting in the first row, the invited guests could clearly see their little actions.
However, they, who had already heard the truth, did not show surprise at this moment, but praised everything with emotional eyes.
What is the most taboo in romance movies?
That means the hero and heroine don’t call!
And now?
The male and female protagonists are getting tired of both in and out of the play, okay?
In the past eight years, Roland put it nicely that he was acting, but in fact, he was the only one acting in and out of the play, and he was selling all the fantasies people needed! And this time...he\'s selling his true feelings...
Are Roland and Kate in love?
This question does not need to be answered by themselves!
When the guests invited to the premiere conveyed the argument that\'this is a great love story\';
When the various media that received money preached that ‘Roland Allen and Kate Winslet created the love of the century’;
When a lucky fan who signed a non-disclosure agreement and could not disclose the film information released the news that "I will definitely go to the theater to watch it again and more than 30 fans cried faintly at the premiere";
When those movie fans who fainted from crying took the hospital’s first aid sheet to test their "shameful past" and said that they hadn\'t finished watching the movie, and they must rush to "watch it again" at zero o\'clock...
Roland and Kate are in love.
Even if the two of them deny it, no one will believe it.
Following the news of the premiere, the people in North America were all stunned.
Did you faint from crying after watching a movie?
What kind of fairy movie is this special?
Are you afraid you are not a trustee?
But unfortunately, this kind of doubt has not existed for long, and the five major North American TV networks have hammered it down.
When Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Francis Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Tom Hanks and other Jewish guys wiped their tears one after another, they said that they were at the scene When I cry...
The North American people were shocked.
Next, the major newspapers controlled by the media group all covered the film reviews of entertainment editors and well-known film critics. Crying, because the fans fainted one by one, so the experience was not good. We will buy tickets to enter, and then go to review it again, trying to write valuable movie reviews. \'
I am a mother!
If it’s worthless, don’t post it!
When you post like this, don’t we just get more confused?
The comments from industry insiders and professional media have completely aroused the public\'s curiosity.
At the same time, Yahoo and IMDb shamelessly put the discussion pages of "Titanic" in the most prominent position, and when you refresh the webpage, you can clearly detect the different amount of speeches, which is the mass discussion the best place.
In this case, the North American Theater Alliance directly gave the final blow.
At the premiere, more than 30 movie fans fainted from crying?
Grab the grass!
This girly thing is simply a new way to make money at the box office?
Before, the producers bought the box office.
Later, stars and directors would follow suit.
Later, all three parties will take action if they want to ensure the number of film schedules and extend the film schedule time.
And now, you, the guy who won the box office six times, actually came up with a new way to make fans cry, so that the movie was not seen, and you had to go to the theater and watch the movie again?
This is really too (dry) not to (pretty) face (bright)!
Roland! Beep! (Seeing the news, the North American Theater Alliance, who heard the real situation, shouted a broken voice
And the last blow they gave was very simple...
The movie was officially released on December 19th. The screening rate has been pushed from the normal 60% of Roland\'s movies to a dizzying 70%. What "Good Will Catcher" and "Tomorrow\'s Empire" ", what "Scream 2", what "Mouse Catcher", what "Life is Beautiful", what "Broken Lock Rage"...
If you don’t withdraw your files, you can only enjoy the remaining 30%…
In this case, the DreamWorks led by Steven Spielberg remained silent.
"Mousecatcher" and "The Tide of Breaking Locks" rushed immediately. If the two of them rushed to the street in exchange for the explosion of "Titanic", the old man would be very happy. In front of Bill Gates After voluntarily acknowledging what he had done, Roland\'s status in the old man\'s heart actually surpassed that of DreamWorks.
As for Miramax, who launched "Good Will Hunting", "Life is Beautiful", and "Scream 2"?
The two Weinstein brothers chose to wait to die.
What is it to lose a little money? As long as you don\'t get caught by Roland.
MGM spent 110 million in the "007" series...
They are ready to file for bankruptcy and liquidation at any time.
Change file?
Things that don\'t exist...
When there is only one voice on the market, where can I change the file?
As for the other six companies except Fox...
Sorry, this year\'s Christmas file, the other five have no movies.
It is precisely because they don\'t have a movie, so helping to promote "Titanic" will not violate the interests of the group.
As a result, when the three families were already waiting to die, and the five members put their hands in their pockets quietly watching Roland tossing there, on the night of December 18th, there were long queues at the entrances of major movie theaters in America.
If you observe carefully, you will find that more than 60% of the guys are young girls under the age of twenty-five.
As time passed, they bought tickets one by one to enter the venue. When they entered, everyone\'s faces were full of smiles, listening to the unbelievable remarks of the male companion around them-"How could this movie turn people into a movie?" Do you want to cry?"
"But all the media is saying that! Some people fainted from crying!"
"It must be a hype!"
"Impossible! Spielberg and others have confirmed that this is not a rumor!"
"Hey! Look at those big names who have spoken, they have all cooperated with Roland, and they must be bragging about business..."
"Really?"
"Sure!"
After more than three hours...
"Woooooh, Jack is dead, Jack is dead..."
"Don\'t cry, don\'t cry, it\'s just a movie, it\'s just a movie! And Ruth is still alive!"
"What movie? Ruth is still alive? Huh! Ruth is dead!"
"No... Didn\'t Ruth remarry?"
"What remarriage? How do you watch movies? Before Jack died, he asked Ruth to promise himself to live hard. She married to fulfill Jack\'s last wish, okay? Although Ruth was alive, she pushed Jack into When she was in the sea, she died!"
"No... what theory are you talking about?"
"What theory do I have? When Ruth said Ruth Dawson, she had already accompanied Jack to the bottom of the sea!"
"But that\'s not how the movie works..."
"That\'s because you didn\'t understand!"
"Honey, I really understand..."
"You just don\'t understand!"
"I really..."
"separate!"
"Okay... I don\'t understand, I don\'t understand..."
"Then what do you want to do?"
"I…"
"Watch it with me tomorrow..."
"Huh? Good, good... Watch it again... Then tonight, let\'s live next to the theater, okay? To avoid tomorrow..."
"Uh...uh..."
When those girls and boyfriends went in with a smile, and came out crying, those data company investigators stationed in the theater all the year round didn’t do any questionnaires...
Investigating at other times is making money, but investigating now is fatal.
But, not investigating doesn’t mean they stopped working, right?
Bored, they directly counted how many men tricked women into the small hotel next door.
But counting and counting...
They didn\'t bother to count.
Everyone in this special code is crying, did you watch a movie, or went to a funeral!
Such a situation has been staged in various theaters in America.
The staff were amazed, the investigators of the data company witnessed the strange appearance, as for the others?
Sorry, no one counts the box office of the midnight show.
After "Jurassic Park", no film company will care about Roland Allen\'s midnight show data, because it is meaningless, his fans are too crazy, and the only thing they can watch is actually the first day …
The situation on December 19th was also similar to the midnight show, except that there were a lot of guys who had seen it mixed in, so the sound of laughter was much smaller, but the crying at the end of the show was like a river of sadness describe…
It wasn\'t until the early hours of December 20th that the executives of the major film companies got away from the \'boring\' news that a few more fainted in this theater, and a few girls in that theater were crying and refused to leave , and when they got the box office data of the first day of "Titanic" calculated by the North American Theater Association, everyone took a breath...
"59.17 million?"
Rupert Murdoch straightened his glasses, "Last year\'s "Spider-Man" seemed to break through 100 million hours, right?"
"This year\'s "Titanic", it seems that forty-eight hours are enough?"
"Crazy... crazy..."
“The audience…”
"All crazy..."
Note: ① Cameron let the actors play their own behaviors more than Spielberg. "Saving Private Ryan" just changed the script for Hanks, but before "Avatar", Cameron basically wrote according to the actors. For the script, when he was filming "Terminator", he found that Schwarzenegger\'s lines were not good, so he cut all the lines. When filming "First Blood 2", he wrote 60 pages of the script, and then all It was a storyboard based on Stallone\'s external image, and "Alien 2" was even more extreme. He first wrote a Schwarzenegger version, and then Fox asked the original crew to chat with Sigourney Weaver Afterwards, after knowing that the other party was unwilling to play that kind of chug-chug mode, I wrote a mother saves the child version of chug-chug. These things are all admitted by the producers and actors themselves. Those who think that what I wrote is wrong, I don’t think Cameron will be changed by the actors... I really have nothing to say, all of these have video materials, and Cameron’s biggest characteristic is to serve the market, to treat the things he likes as skins, and show them to the audience On the core of what you like, instead of taking what the audience likes as a skin, and putting it on your favorite core. ②In the Christmas file that year, there was actually another masterpiece, Sony\'s "As Good as It Gets", but it was released on the 25th.
(end of this chapter)