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Chapter 1225 Senior Tyrannical Song, want to come to my place tonight?

Just as Song Shuhang turned around and prepared to leave, a young man with eagle-like eyes in the sentry tower happily yelled, “He’s here, the great master of the Turtle Branch has arrived.”

This young man not only had exceptional eyes, but he also had a loud voice, which allowed his shout to reach every part of the village.

He used the language of the Beast Realm, causing Song Shuhang to be unable to understand what he had said. Fortunately, Scarlet Heaven Sword was there by his side to translate for him.

And so, Scarlet Heaven Sword translated the words of the young man for him.

Song Shuhang went silent for a while.

Great master of the Turtle Branch?

He couldn’t help but look at the turtle shell that was beneath his feet.

After that, he turned his head and looked around there was nobody else near the village beside him and the virtuous lamia.

He got a bad hunch in his heart.

The young man on this sentry tower couldn’t have mistaken me for some great master of some turtle branch, right?

While he was in thought, the gate of the Black Horse Branch of the (All the Humans of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization opened.

And then, a red carpet unfurled from the entrance to the village.

“Whoosh”

The red carpet appeared to have the ability to grow longer. As it unfurled from the entrance of the village all the way to Song Shuhang’s feet, the length of the red carpet adjusted such that it would stop just before Song Shuhang’s turtle shell.

Afterward, two rows of sensually dressed ladies came out of the village at a measured pace, and finally stood on both sides of the red carpet.

The ladies had clearly been carefully selected by the ‘Black Horse Branch’. They were of about the same height, they had neat makeup on, and even their figures were as similar as possible. All of that caused them to look very pleasing to the eye.

The ladies sweetly said, “Greetings, Great Master of the Turtle Branch, our Black Horse Branch welcomes your guidance.”

Their voices were soft and crisp, and they made them sound as neat and sweet as they could.

Scarlet Heaven Sword translated the ladies’ words for Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. Sure enough, this ‘Black Horse Branch’ believed that he was some great master.

The two rows of ladies slightly bowed and made a ‘please’ posture, providing Song Shuhang with an alluring perspective of their bodies.

Song Shuhang waved his hand, and said, “You’ve misunderstood, I’m just a random passerby. The great master you’ve been waiting for has yet to come.”

The ladies could not understand what he was talking about. As such, they simply tilted their heads and stared at Song Shuhang with a confused gaze.

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “Let me help you.”

Afterward, it began to translate Song Shuhang’s words into the language of the Beast Realm for the ladies.

The ladies listened to Scarlet Heaven Sword’s translation, but they still looked confused. They did not seem to understand what Scarlet Heaven Sword was saying. At the same time, they looked at the talking Scarlet Heaven Sword curiously. A sentient sword was something from legends for them, and thus this was also their first time seeing such a living sentient sword.

Song Shuhang asked, “What’s going on?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “Perhaps... my proficiency in the language is not high enough?”

Song Shuhang responded, “What? Couldn’t you understand what they were saying?”

“I can understand, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that I can speak just as well,” Scarlet Heaven Sword calmly said. “I’m like one of those guys who would score well in the writing and listening portion of the foreign language exams, but would score poorly in the speaking portion.”

What Scarlet Heaven Sword had said made sense.

Song Shuhang asked, “So what do we do?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword replied, “We can just run away. You aren’t a great master of the Turtle Branch, are you really going to be a guest of this Black Horse Branch?”

Song Shuhang said, “Actually, after giving it some thought, I really want to enter this branch and have a look.”

‘All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family’ organization hid the secret of the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts ‘Technique). Therefore, could Slow-Witted Song have left something in this ‘All the Humans of the World Should Unite and Become a Family’ as well?

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “Then you can go in and just pretend to be some turtle great master.”

Song Shuhang shook his head, and said, “We don’t know anything about the great master of the Turtle Branch, and if I fake it, it’s very likely that we’ll be exposed quickly. If we aren’t careful, we might even end up in a conflict with this Black Horse Branch. Moreover, we speak a different language.”

Scarlet Heaven Sword, “Then what do you suggest we do?”

Song Shuhang said, “Let’s avoid them first. Then after a while, we can come back quietly and think of a way to blend in and get a look inside.”

After saying that, Song Shuhang first moved the turtle shell to his left hand. Now, it looked like he was carrying a big turtle shell. After that, he brought out the invisible saber insect and used the (Tyrannical Saber Flight).

This saber flying technique was made by Su Clan’s Seven, and its speed when flying in a straight line was extremely fast.

“Whoosh-” In an instant, Song Shuhang was already far away.

The ladies could only wear stunned expressions.

What game was the great master of the Turtle Branch playing? He’d already arrived at the entrance of the village, so why would he suddenly run away?

Could we have done something wrong?

“Great Master, wait, please wait.” At this time, a man wearing a black suit and sunglasses came rushing out of the village.

This man was at the Third Stage Realm, but his speed was really fast, just as if he had 1000 horses in him. The man leaped out of the village and chased Song Shuhang wildly.

Song Shuhang asked, “What did he say?”

“He asked you to wait for him,” Scarlet Heaven Sword replied. “This guy seems to be the person in charge of this branch. Do you want to chat with him?”

“I don’t even understand their language, how am I supposed to have a chat with them.” Song Shuhang sped up.

The man in the black suit shouted, “Wait, Great Master. Did we do something wrong? Could it be that you don’t like beautiful women? Do you like cute boys? At least tell me what we did wrong. If you like cute boys, we can have it taken care of immediately. Please just give us some time to prepare.”

One was flying in the sky, while the other was running on the ground. One was at the Fourth Stage, while the other was only at the Third Stage. Hence, the distance between the two parties grew larger and larger, and the man in the black suit could be seen wearing a desperate expression on his face.

Scarlet Heaven Sword smiled, and said, “Shuhang, would you like me to translate what he just said? Hehehe.”

The smile it wore was especially evil.

Song Shuhang asked, “What did he say?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword replied, “He said that if you don’t like beautiful women, he could replace them with cute boys for you. So, please at least tell him what they did wrong.”

Song Shuhang: “...”

The saber insect halted.

How is the guy’s brain circuited? How in the world did he get such ideas?

Seeing Song Shuhang stop, the man in the black suit happily chased after him. “Great Master, you’ve finally stopped.”

Song Shuhang said, “Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, can you slowly translate this word by word for him? Tell him that he’s got the wrong person.”

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “Alright, I can try, but I can’t guarantee that it’s going to work.”

It then went on to translate Song Shuhang’s words and said it slowly for the man in the black suit.

The man in the black suit was puzzled by Scarlet Heaven Sword’s words. He could understand the words separately, but he couldn’t understand what the sword was trying to say when he put all of the words together. However, if even his sword could speak, it was worthy of being the weapon of the great master of the Turtle Branch.

After thinking that, he looked carefully at Song Shuhang.

When he directly saw Song Shuhang, his mind moved, and he could not help but blurt out, “P-Profound Sage... T-Trannie... Tyrannical Song!”

It’s the first Sage in a thousand years, I just watched his live broadcast a few days ago.

Song Shuhang said, “Say my Sage Name in one breath, dammit!”

The man in the black suit said, “Profound Sage Tyrannical Song!”

“I didn’t expect the great master the Turtle Branch sent to be you, it’s simply too good to be true,” the man in the black suit said excitedly. “Senior Tyrannical Song, are you dissatisfied with the ladies we had welcome you? Should we change them to something else?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword once again translated the man’s words for Shuhang.

Song Shuhang rubbed his temples, and asked, “Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, you can’t speak properly, but you can write well, right?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword proudly said, “Don’t underestimate me. Although I can’t speak the language of the Beast Realm that well, writing is not a problem at all.”

Song Shuhang said, “Then how about we try having you write instead.”

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “What should I write?”

Song Shuhang replied, “Tell him that my preferences are normal. In addition, I am not a great master of the ‘Turtle Branch’. Tell him he’s got the wrong person.”

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “No problem.”

And so, it jumped up and wrote out a string of flaming characters in mid-air.

The flames condensed in the air. After they condensed, they did not disperse, but turned into words instead.

Scarlet Heaven Sword wrote: (Profound Sage Tyrannical Song said that his hobby is normal. He doesn’t like cute little boys, he only likes cute little girls. In addition, you’ve got the wrong person. Profound Sage Tyrannical Song isn’t the great master of the ‘Turtle Branch’ that you’ve mistaken him for, it’s all a misunderstanding.)

“We mistook him for someone else?” The eyes of the man in a black suit widened.

After that, disappointment shone through his eyes, and he said, “So, where’s the great master from the ‘Turtle Branch’?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword wrote: (Even if you ask me that, how am I supposed to know?]

The man in the black suit was downcast. He then squatted at the side and began muttering to himself. This time, he appeared to be using a dialect of the language of the Beast Realm as even Scarlet Heaven Sword could not understand what he was saying.

Song Shuhang asked, “Did you clear the misunderstanding?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “I did it perfectly, you can rest assured that I translated your words perfectly.”

Song Shuhang nodded. “Let’s leave first.”

After saying that, he took another look at the village.

All the Humans of the World Should Unite and Become a Family...

If he went by the style of a certain guy, this strangely named organization possibly had a secret technique or something of the sort, and it was probably named something like (200 Must-have Skills for a Human to Survive)...

Is there a better way for me to enter this branch?

At this moment, the man in the black suit raised his head, and expectantly said, “Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, our meeting has been destined by fate. It’s getting late, so would you like to spend a night at my place?”

Although he was not the great master of the Turtle Branch, he had an even higher status than them.

After all, he’s the first Sage in a thousand years. If I can bring him into the branch, it will simply be a blessing from the heavens if the other party provides guidance for one of our branch’s juniors.

Scarlet Heaven Sword translated the other party’s words.

It’s getting late?

Indeed, there are already several moons floating in the sky; it does seem to be getting late!

Additionally, now that he got an invitation from the man in the black suit, he could enter the Black Horse Branch straightforwardly.

It was exactly what Song Shuhang wanted.

Song Shuhang slightly smiled and nodded. “Indeed, our meeting has been predestined by fate. Since you invited me, Fellow Daoist, then I will be troubling you for one night.”

Scarlet Heaven Sword wrote what Song Shuhang said in flaming text. (Profound Sage Tyrannical Song said: Your words are reasonable. I will stay at your place for one night.]

“No problem.” The man in the black suit pulled out a communication device. “Qian, please change the welcoming team at the door. What to change it to? Change it to cute little girls!”