BXBX NOVEL Chapter 9: Haha! Get fucked!
suddenly, the Yang patriarch began to grab his own throat and began to shout for help.
Hmm? So, is this how the poison works? Strange, why isn\'t it working on me?
[ Ding! It\'s because of your initiative bloodline, it seems the bloodline we forget is slowly awakening ]
Ooh? Is that so?
As far as I recall, my mother is cripple and can\'t cultivate while my father, he died long ago while fighting wild beasts.
How come I have some initiate bloodline?
System, can you figure out my family history?
[ Ding! The system is currently level 1 so, the system only has data for the past 1 year Thus, I am unable to find your family history, but, as far as I know, the bloodline you have is inherited from your mother, ]
Ooh!
Come to think of it, My mother has pretty good manners and body, she must definitely be a powerful family.
By the way which bloodline have I awakened?
[ Ding! You have awakened an azure Dragon bloodline, Which is a powerful bloodline but, if you wish, System can remove such trash bloodline and replace it with a Primordial Black Dragon bloodline that can destroy everything, but, for that, you need a maiden and hmm* hmm* ]
HoHo!
Worry not system, I would definitely get that bloodline, there is no lack of fish in the sea.
By the way system, why are you so helpful? In my past life, the novels I read had some powerful system but they were absolute garbage forcing Mc to be Simp.
[ Ding! Because I am wise, hehe! If Host becomes stronger, I\'ll also become stronger ]
I see.
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Meanwhile,
Patriarch!
The servants came running to check on the patriarch, few of them checked pulse while a few of them checked the patriarch\'s eyes.
" He is poisoned with moonflower, we need to stabilize the poison, go find the Heing Sunflower, " one of them said while others began to look at each other.
" Butler Mang Lao, The Sunflower grows Once a month, and this month the Sunflower was already harvested by the Patriarch, it must be in the patriarch\'s ring, "
" Fools! If it was on the patriarch\'s ring, the patriarch would have already consumed it, "
The Yang Family was in chaos.
Hehe!
The fun has just started, let me show these guys, my acting skills.
" Ohoho! How Sly of you guys to poison me, " saying that, I got up from my seat and began to use my sword Qi.
Eck! ( hardly swallowing saliva )
Gulp!
" Y-Young Master, you got it wrong, The Master Yang was previously poisoned and we were suppressing it with Heing Sunflower, "
The butler said with a nervous tone while his forehead began to sweat, however, he didn\'t dare to break eye contact.
" Oh! Poisoned? Let me have a look at him, I know how to cure multiple poisons, "
" Th-This " Hearing my proposal, the butler couldn\'t speak a word. After all, the only way to remove the effect of moonflower is by consuming sunflower.
Without Heing sunflower, the moonflower can\'t be cured at all. Well, if we put aside powerful bloodlines.
" Sure, if the young master can cure the Family patriarch, our Yang Family will owe you one, " The butler responded while twitching his cheeks.
" Hoho! Don\'t worry, just think of it as a reward for the kind hospitality, " uttering pure nonsense, I began to check his pulse.
By no means I was a doctor and if I had to put my skills then I may be a con doctor.
" Hmm, I see, it is a rare Poison, luckily I have a cure for it, "
" Woah! Are you sure you have a cure? " The Butler asked with a doubt visible in his eyes.
" of course I know, it\'s Moonflower poisoning that causes Qi Reverse flow and increases negative energy in the body, it seems you didn\'t know how to use Heing sunflower otherwise, a single sunflower can cure this poison, but, there are other ways to cure it too, "
" Woah! Young master is really wise and knowledgable, it\'s exactly as you have said, Our patriarch was poisoned by Heing Moon Flower. Please, tell us how to cure it, "The butler knelt and slammed his head on the floor while asking for the cure.
"..."
Such loyalty! I was moved.
Yeah! I moved one inch from my seat.
" Hoho! The treatment isn\'t hard, you need to prepare five things, a handful of cow dung, two-decade-old ginseng, a few chilly, a garlic, and seventy lemons, "
Butler: -...-
"Y-Young master? Are you sure that the cure? "
" Hoho! Are you doubting me? The lemon has acidic properties that will make his blood flow, while cow dung has holy properties that will remove the negative energy, as for others.....blah! Blah!
Blah! "
I began to give him unnecessary and unwanted knowledge that made no sense. But surprisingly, the butler nodded his head as if he understood the meaning behind my words.
" I am enlightened Young master, I\'ll definitely prepare them right away, " saying that, he began to give orders to his servants to bring those items.
Keke!
This butler is like a child, pretty easy to fool.
I just sprouted bullshit and he believed it. Hehe! It\'s gonna be an interesting show to see how will they feed cow dung to the patriarch.
Nevertheless, I should also focus on my work.
I wonder where his wife is? The last time I saw her was through the magic mirror where she was in a bathtub fingering her little sister.
" Wh-What happened to my husband, "
...
Talk about coincidence, think of the devil, and the devil has arrived.
" Madam, P-Patriarch, he has been poisoned, "
" Poison? Who did it? "