This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Holy shit, can this marriage be any more ridiculous?

According to tradition, shouldn’t they first bow down to the ancestors, then to the heavens, and finally, husband and wife bow to each other before entering the bridal chamber?

Is this female ghost really in such a hurry?

Xu Yang’s head was covered with a large red bridal veil.

This red veil was formed by the Paper Cutting Skill, extremely peculiar. From the outside, it was impossible to see Xu Yang’s face, but from the inside looking out, it was like a thin layer of gauze that didn’t obstruct his vision too much.

Xu Yang’s eyes moved, trying to catch a glimpse of the female ghost’s appearance.

However, the two paper dolls didn’t give him that opportunity; they dragged him into the room and threw him onto a big bed.

From the corner of his eyes, two crystal clear tears fell.

Xu Yang silently closed his eyes.

From outside, the sound of the door being pushed open came.

Immediately after, Xu Yang felt a chilly breeze pass by, and a figure sat down by the bed.

“She’s here…”

Xu Yang knew in his heart that the crazy lunatic woman had arrived. However, he didn’t dare to open his eyes… After all, if his eyes were closed, he wouldn’t be able to see her appearance, and he could still hold onto some illusion in his heart.

As for opening them to take a look?

If she turned out to be ugly as hell, he was afraid that it would leave a shadow in his heart!

The crazy woman, Yue Yuluo… This name sounded similar to Qiao Biluo!

“Huh?”

” Why are you keeping your eyes closed? Are you afraid to look at this lady?”

At the bedside.

Yue Yuluo’s voice rang out.

It was crisp and tender, with a bit of a natural nasal sound, but her tone was also full of arrogance.

Xu Yang’s eyes twitched slightly, but he still didn’t dare to open them.

Just listening to her voice was enough.

He was afraid that if he opened his eyes, the illusion in his heart would shatter.

At this moment, Yue Yuluo had already taken off her bridal coronet.

She sat by the bed, resting her chin on one hand, examining Xu Yang carefully.

With her bangs cut straight across, she looked so petite and adorable, especially her pair of eyes which were pitch black. She mumbled to herself, “You’re very handsome, just like the ideal man I had imagined.”

“Oh, right… I’ve heard from my subordinates that you know Daoist skills?”

“You’re a Daoist, aren’t you?”

“Ning Chaisen is a scholar, Xu Xian is a doctor…”

“And you, a Daoist who was supposed to catch ghosts and eliminate demons, ended up falling in love with a female ghost and spending a lifetime with her… This story is far more exciting than those told by storytellers!”

As she spoke,

Yue Yuluo blushed, not daring to look at Xu Yang any longer, and coquettishly said “Since we are now married, you are my husband… husband, the day is about to break, let me undress you.”

With a gentle swipe of her small hands,

Xu Yang’s groom outfit vanished in an instant, turning into a tiny paper-cut outfit in the hands of Yue Yuluo.

Even the rest of his clothes fell off at the same time.

Yue Yuluo dared not look even more.

She placed her small hands on Xu Yang, blindly feeling around.

“You… don’t be nervous.”

She suddenly let out a low cry.

“Ding!”

“The female ghost was frightened, Merit points +50, Paper Cutting Skill +1.”

Xu Yang: “…”

What the hell!

As for Yue Yuluo, she quickly withdrew her hands like a frightened rabbit, stammering, “Right… sorry, no, you’re the son-in-law, you should be the one serving this lady!”

“Yes!”

“It should be you serving this lady!”

Having said that, she laid down next to Xu Yang, fully clothed, and closed her eyes too.

Xu Yang: “…”

Hold on!

Something is wrong with this script! I’ve already laid down flat, embracing the mindset of going all out, but what are you doing teasing me?

He slowly opened his eyes.

Strangely enough,

At this moment, Xu Yang found that he had regained control of his body.

He turned his head.

What he saw was an adorable face.

Her tightly closed eyes, perhaps because of nervousness, were trembling constantly, her long eyelashes fluttering, incredibly cute.

Xu Yang was dumbfounded for a moment.

Meanwhile,

Outside the room.

In the courtyard.

Liu Shishi was feeling extremely uneasy.

She hadn’t seen the groom’s appearance and couldn’t be sure if he was Xu Yang. She wanted to rush in and save him, but she was afraid of causing a commotion if she made a mistake. If she didn’t go in, wouldn’t Xu Yang be bullied by the Yue family’s second daughter today?

” What should we do? Elder sister, what should we do?”

Yang Yin anxiously said, “If that groom really is Master Xu, with the notoriety of the Yue family’s second daughter, she might drain Master Xu, devour his flesh and Yang energy, swallow his marrow!”

“She dares!”

Liu Shishi slammed the table.

Bang!

The stone table shattered into pieces.

This action caused the other guests at the ghost banquet to look over involuntarily.

A paper doll approached and asked, “Does Lord Ghost King have any orders?”

Liu Shishi reached out, grabbed the paper doll into her hand, and seized its collar, saying coldly, “Take me to see the groom!”

“Alt, well…”

The paper doll hesitated and said, “Lord Ghost King, as the saying goes, a single night in spring is worth a thousand gold… My master and second lady are enjoying themselves in the bridal chamber. It wouldn’t be appropriate for you to go in at this time, would it?”

Splutter!

Before the words finished, Liu Shishi tore off the paper doll’s head with a single pull.

She stood up, stride towards the room, with her imposing Ghost King aura emanating, causing all the blocking paper dolls to be blown away. She then moved like a ghostly figure and entered the room.

Inside the room.

Xu Yang felt as if he was in a dream.