This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

In the end.

She quietly lifted the lid of the coffin, tiptoed to the bedside.

Slowly approaching, looking at the sleeping Xu Yang, Yun Mengxi whispered, “This Junior Harrison, quite handsome actually…”

She quietly got onto the bed and lay down beside Xu Yang.

Feeling the warmth from Xu Yang’s body, the fear caused by the ghost story gradually faded away. Yun Mengxi thought to herself, “Xu Yang is sleeping so soundly that he doesn’t know I crawled onto his bed.”

“As long as I get back into the coffin before he wakes up in the morning, it will be flawless…”

With that in mind, Yun Mengxi gradually fell asleep.

She slept uneasily, stretching her legs and turning over, unknowingly embracing Xu Yang in her sleep.

As for Xu Yang…

In the scorching summer heat, without air conditioning in the room, he was all sweaty and uncomfortable in his sleep.

But suddenly…

He felt a chill beside him, as if someone had turned on the air conditioning.

Turning over… there was even the sensation of hugging an air conditioner while sleeping.

Comfortable sleep is always short-lived.

Xu Yang felt like he had just fallen asleep when the alarm on his phone went off.

He slowly opened his drowsy eyes and saw the beautiful face only a breath away.

Yun Mengxi?

Holy crap!

Xu Yang instantly became wide awake.

More crucially… Yun Mengxi was resting on his arm, making it difficult for Xu Yang to even turn around. He could only use his other hand to carefully turn off the phone alarm.

At this moment, he finally had time to take a good look at Yun Mengxi.

One living, one undead, they were face to face.

Xu Yang could even clearly feel Yun Mengxi’s cold breath…

There was a glistening drop of drool hanging on the corner of her mouth.

Two small fangs protruded from the corner of her mouth, not frightening at all, but actually quite adorable.

Her skin was flawless and delicate.

Xu Yang couldn’t help reaching out and gently poking Yun Mengxi’s face… soft and full of sensation, except for being cold and not having any body temperature, it was no different from a human being.

His Adam’s apple rolled, and he swallowed nervously.

Would there be any problem if I secretly kissed her while she’s asleep?”

Once this thought was born, it was hard to suppress.

Kiss a corpse?

It sounded exciting just thinking about it!

However, Xu Yang didn’t know…

At this moment, Yun Mengxi had woken up the moment the alarm went off.

She only felt her heart racing like crazy…

“Damnit!”

“How could I have slept so soundly?”

“This… is so awkward!”

“Alt… he, he… this little Xu, how dare he touch my face?”

Yun Mengxi’s mind raced with conflicting thoughts, wondering how to resolve the awkward situation when her eyes opened. Suddenly… a warm touch came upon her lips.

She stared wide-eyed with anger.

Xu Yang, who had just kissed her: ”     ”

Both living and undead, after maintaining the position for a full ten seconds, retreated like they had been electrocuted, separating instantly.

Xu Yang leaped out of bed with a bang, quickly wiping his mouth, “Spit, spit, spit… Yun Mengxi, you have a perfectly good stone coffin to sleep in, why did you come to my bed?”

Strike first and gain the advantage!

This move, Xu Yang was unbeatable!

Yun Mengxi: ”  ”

Originally slightly angry due to Xu Yang’s “spitting” noises, hearing his words made her even more furious, raising her fists and appearing beside Xu Yang in a flash, hitting him hard in the eye with a “duang” sound.

“Dammit!”

“You… took advantage of me, and now you disdain me?”

She screamed, “Believe it or not, I’ll kill you?”

Ten minutes later.

Xu Yang, covering his eyes, walked out of the room.

As soon as he stepped out, he saw “Shandong Little Likui” wearing sunglasses and wandering aimlessly in the courtyard. He immediately went up to him and snatched the sunglasses off of his face.

“Northwest Hammer King… don’t push your luck!”

Shandong Little Likui with two panda eyes, furious!

These two panda eyes were left by Xu Yang last night, but having barely cursed him, he discovered… Xu Yang’s right eye had also turned into a panda eye. He couldn’t help but laugh at once, feeling the grievances from last night had been washed away, and cheerfully said, “Fine, this sunglasses, I give it to you!”

“I’m in a hurry to attend the Daoist convention, I won’t stoop to your level!”

Xu Yang cursed, put on the sunglasses, and strode out of the guesthouse.

Today, there were many people in the martial world heading to Louguan Temple, most were there to watch the excitement. The triennial “Daoist Convention” was not only a grand event for the Daoist world but also a rare spectacle for the rest of the martial world.

Xu Yang struggled to find a taxi and arrived at Zongsheng Palace just three minutes before the first test of the Daoist Convention, the “written exam.”

This first assessment was set up like a college entrance examination.

In front of the Sanqing Hall of Zongsheng Palace, tables were set up, with more than a meter of space separating them from front to back and left to right. Most of the Daoists in Daoist robes were already seated.

After checking Xu Yang’s identity, a staff member said, “Mr. Xu, your seat is number 82, please take your place.”

Xu Yang found seat number 82 and barely had time to greet his neighbors when several Daoist priests exuding an air of Daoism appeared in front of the Sanqing Hall.

They gave brief speeches one after another, not as lengthy as school leaders, and after a few pleasantries, they declared the “Fifth Daoist Convention” officially begun.