This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

2023, July 14th, Lunar May 27th.

2 am.

In the guest room, the land deity trembled with fear as he told Xu Yang everything.

“Master Xu, I really only know that much!”

“When my consciousness had just awakened from the void, I was captured by someone who took me out of the country and brought me to the headquarters of Asura Sect… After that, I was cultivated by Asura Sect and given a territory overseas. They allowed me to build a temple and spread the Dao and provided me with some blood meals to satisfy my needs after becoming an evil god.” “Later, when I entered the Asura Sect’s headquarters several times, my six senses were blocked, and I only knew that the Asura Sect’s headquarters were on an island in the ocean of the Republic of Inni, but I didn’t know which island it was.”

“Aren’t you just fucking mumbling something about loneliness?”

Xu Yang picked up the hammer, pressed the land deity to the ground, and began to hammer him furiously!

“Ding!”

“The land deity is frightened, gaining 50 merit points, and Earth Escape Skill +1.”

“Ding!”

“The land deity is frightened, gaining 50 merit points, and Earth Escape Skill

+1.”

“Ding…”

The land deity howled in pain and begged for mercy. Although Xu Yang didn’t use his full strength, it still invoked a trace of thunder power.

If this thunder power hit a martial arts Grandmaster of the same realm, it would only cause a little discomfort. However, for this land deity who had already transformed into an evil god, it was like the crudest punishment in the world, causing him to release green smoke from his body in pain.

From the side.

Yue Yuluo was puzzled and asked, “Husband, he has already given us information about the Asura Sect, why are you still beating him up?” “You don’t know, do you?”

Yun Mengxi sneered, “This bastard is not honest at all… Inni doesn’t have much, but it has many islands, known as the Thousand Islands. In reality, there are more than 1,000 islands, with over 17,000 big and small islands stretching from the Indian Ocean to the Pacific.”

“All?”

Yue Yuluo was shocked.

Then she looked at Mengxi in admiration and said, “Sister Mengxi knows so much.”

Yun Mengxi was a bit embarrassed by the praise and said modestly, “I just know a little, just a little… Mainly because I was revived earlier, I had traveled the world and seen many places before I started hanging out in Tongluo Bay.” On the other side.

Xu Yang originally wanted to hammer the land deity to vent his anger, but the more he hammered, the higher the frequency of merit points provided. So… Xu Yang was more and more excited as he hammered!

“Hahahaha!”

“You piece of shit who doesn’t know anything, what’s the use of keeping you?” It was only after the land deity was beaten to his last breath and the merit points provided dropped from 50 to 20 that Xu Yang stopped hammering. Realizing his mood had shifted, he quickly said, “Elder Land, are you alright?” “I’m really sorry, I got carried away and didn’t control myself. I almost killed you.”

“Hurry, go into the Demon Sealing Bottle and rest for a while. When you regain your strength, I’ll chat with you again.”

Land deity: “…”

Lying on the ground with just a breath left, he looked at Xu Yang’s sincere concern, and then thought of the scene where Xu Yang was laughing ferociously while hammering him with the iron hammer. He couldn’t help but shiver and became even more afraid of Xu Yang!

This guy…

Could he be a psychopath?

How can he beat me up while laughing wildly, and then care about me deeply after the beating?

Glancing at the “Demon Sealing Bottle,” the land deity’s eyes flashed with determination!

He wanted to live and longed to live!

But living like this and being tortured in such an inhuman way was worse than dying!

Apparently.

He had already been broken by Xu Yang!

Buzz!

His Yin Body began to tremble, as if an inflated ball was expanding rapidly. A heart-palpitating force erupted from his body!

“Huh?”

Xu Yang, who was initially concerned, fearing that the bastard had been hammered too hard by him and wouldn’t be able to happily brush merit points in the future, saw this and became furious. He sneered, “You fucking dog, do you want to self-destruct in front of Daoist Master?”

Swipe!

He flipped his palm, and nine “Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talismans” appeared, activating simultaneously and sticking directly to the land deity’s body.

“Ahhhh!!!”

The land deity let out a heartrending scream, his eyes full of pain. He saw his expanding Yin body deflate rapidly like a deflated ball and roared, “Xu Yang!” “You’re a demon, a demon! I curse you not to die well!”

Then.

Bang!

His body burst open, turning into a wisp of gray mist that gradually dissipated in the room.

“Ding!”

“Congratulations, Host. Your merit in guiding lost souls has earned you a reward: +500 merit points.”

Xu Yang was taken aback, and then he said angrily, “What the hell is going on? I’ve already suppressed him with the Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talisman, but why can he still self-destruct?”

On the side, Yun Mengxi, Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo, and Yang Yin, all fell silent.

After a while.

Yun Mengxi tentatively said, “Xu Yang, is it possible… that he didn’t die from self-destruction, but was killed by your Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talisman?”

Xu Yang: ”     ”

He came to his senses.

That’s right!

With nine Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talismans, all drawn by himself and containing the power of thunder, on top of the Supreme Purification Seal’s support, he could easily suppress and kill the already weakened land deity.

He felt a little embarrassed.

However, at this time, how could he show it? He immediately laughed and said, “He gave up being a good Yin deity to become an evil one and even relied on the Asura Sect to kill me. If I don’t suppress him to death, should I keep him for the New Year?”

“Alright, alright, it’s getting late. Let’s all rest early. Tomorrow at noon, after I get the Daoist artifact, we’ll take a good stroll around the ancient city of Changan.”

“Huh..”

“What’s this?”

As Xu Yang stepped forward, he felt something poke the sole of his foot. Upon lifting his foot, he noticed a small square seal in the spot where the old land deity had just died.

He picked up the small seal and saw the words “Land” engraved on it, followed by a place name, which seemed to be a township.

“Land seal!”

Xu Yang’s expression involuntarily changed.

Even Yun Mengxi looked over curiously, and exclaimed in surprise, “After turning into an evil deity, this old land deity actually still kept his land seal from before… Well, that makes sense. For him, this thing is completely equivalent to a powerful Daoist artifact, capable of mobilizing the power of the geomantic omen of mountains, rivers, and lands to fight enemies.”

Xu Yang had heard a little about the “Land Seal” before.

In ancient times, besides the underworld ghost officials maintaining order and catching ghosts, there were many Yin deities such as the land deity, mountain deity, river deity, Kitchen God, door deity, and bed deity.

Although these Yin deities were considered “minor gods”, they were official deities bestowed by heaven and earth, and naturally had the “Dharma seals” given by heaven and earth.

Above these Yin deities, there were “City Gods”.

If these Yin deities were considered “minor gods”, then the “City Gods” were different, equivalent to “territorial officials” who could guard a city, protect a region, and govern various Yin deities!

Here, “City God” does not refer to a divine position, but to a divine occupation.

Yin deities who hold the position of “City God” are generally referred to as “City God”. They can control the geomantic omen of a place with the help of the “City God’s Seal”, have great power and high status.-.That’s also one of the main reasons why even Wang Hou, the “number one expert in Da Xia”, cannot solve the problem of the site of the “City God Temple” underneath Silver City Institute of Technology!

If the “City God” truly transformed into an evil deity, once he used the “City God Seal”, mobilizing the geomantic forces of Silver City could turn the city into a ghost realm.

The “Land Seal” also has this effect.

But in ancient times, land deities were like fart-sized gods… in countless mythologies, immortals could command them with a simple foot stomp, so the geomantic energy that the “land seal” can trigger is too small.

Furthermore, only “land deities” can use it!

Xu Yang toyed with the “Land Seal” and complained, “I thought it was some kind of treasure…what’s the use of a broken land seal?”

He was about to throw it away.

But Yun Mengxi hurriedly stopped him, “Don’t throw it away…Although it’s a small land deity, it is an official recognized deity. As the world recovers and the Dao reappears in the world, the Heaven-human Barrier might disperse, and the Yin-Yang Path will reconnect… At that time, this land seal might have miraculous effects.”

“Oh?”

Xu Yang knew that Yun Mengxi was knowledgeable and immediately asked her about the land seal.

Yun Mengxi then pointed at Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo, and Yang Yin, and said, “You don’t want to wait until the Yin-Yang Path reconnects and the Underworld’s Ghost Officials take your three little wives away, do you?”

“Ah!”

Yang Yin blushed and said coyly, “Elder sister Mengxi, don’t talk nonsense. Sister Shishi and sister Yuluo are the ones married to the boss.”

“Hmph!”

Yun Mengxi sneered, poked Yang Yin’s forehead, and scolded, “What do you think, as if I can’t see through your intentions… Alright, let’s get back to the topic!”

She said, “Back when the Heaven-human Barrier appeared, and the Yin-Yang Path was severed, something seemed to have happened in the Underworld Palace… But now that the spiritual aura has revived, the Yin-Yang Path may reconnect. At that time, the Underworld Palace will send Ghost Officials to enter the human world again, capture ghosts, and maintain order.”

“Liu Shishi and the others will not be an exception.”

“But with the land seal, things will be different… If they can become land deities, mountain deities, river deities, etc., they will naturally have the Yin spirits transformed into Yin deities recognized by heaven and earth. At that time, the Underworld’s Ghost Officials will not only not arrest them, but they will even greet them for help when they are on their territory.”

Xu Yang was speechless, “Where can I get them the status of being a Yin deity appointed by heaven and earth?”

Yun Mengxi laughed and said, “Little Xu, there are countless minor Yin deities in the world… You don’t actually think that every tiny mountain and land deity needs heaven and earth to personally bestow their status, do you?”

“Huh?”

Xu Yang froze.

As Yun Mengxi continued, “In ancient times, the imperial power had a certain ability to appoint deities and enshrine them in temples… In addition, the four Great Heavenly Masters of Daoism also have the right to bestow such honor.”

“If you can obtain the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord’s Seal of Lu Shan Dao’s Supreme Purification, and the two seals are combined, you can inherit the position of Heavenly Master of Divine Master Miaoji, Celestial Master Xu. As long as you get the land seal, mountain deity seal, river deity seal, or even the official documents of the Underworld’s Ghost Officials, you can bestow them.”

Upon hearing this, Xu Yang’s heart was overjoyed.

He immediately became enthusiastic and said to Liu Shishi and the other two girls, “In that case, I will have to practice hard, get back the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord’s Seal as soon as possible, and bestow it upon you. Then, we can always be together!”

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