This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

As Feng Zhaoqing just left, the owner of the hardware store next door appeared at the entrance of the funeral store.

Leaning against the door, she cracked sunflower seeds and said, “You just got married, why aren’t you at home with your wife? Whose car was that just now? Did they attend your wedding? Are they some big shot?”

Before Xu Yang could speak, the owner of the hardware store suddenly lowered her voice, mysteriously asking, “Xu Yang, people are saying that the wives you married are not human… Is it true?”

Xu Yang remained silent.

“And… I heard that the country will soon be teaching martial arts, do you also know martial arts?”

Xu Yang said with a bitter smile, “Aunt, that’s not martial arts, it’s Dao skills, I’m a Dao cultivator.

She also attended his wedding.

So there is not much to hide. The only thing Xu Yang is afraid of is her big mouth, always ready to gossip. He hurriedly said, “Aunt, my wife just called me to come home for dinner, I have to go now!”

Back at the villa.

Xu Yang told his wives about his upcoming appointment as the director of the Martial Arts Academy. The women listened and began to chatter about it.

Yue Qiluo joked, “So in the future, should we call you Director Xu?”

“Martial Arts Academy, sounds very powerful… Will the academy recruit zombies?

Yun Mengxi’s eyes lit up and said, “Back in the day, I traveled far and wide, ran a noodle shop, sold straw sandals, killed cowboys abroad, and was involved in gangs in Xiangjiang… But I’ve never been to college!”

“I heard that schools nowadays can form clubs…”

She grabbed Xu Yang’s arm and said coquettishly, “My husband, why don’t you pull some strings for me and get me into your school? I promise I can help you form the strongest club!”

Xu Yang looked expressionless: “I can get you in through the backdoor, but forget about joining the school.”

“Annoying!”

Yun Mengxi understood Xu Yang’s meaning, let out a yelp, and playfully punched his chest.

The other four women covered their mouths and giggled, the family of six harmonious and happy.

After dinner, Yue Qiluo mentioned the recent events in Xi Xia Province’s ghost circle.

She laughed, “Just as my husband predicted, with Ghostlord Taodi and Chiyan Ghost King’s deaths, the ghost circle of Xi Xia Province is in chaos. Even some top-ranking red-clothed ghosts that were hidden are trying to seize territory.”

“However, with my arrangements, combined with the batch of weapons you provided, we have gained a significant advantage in both strength and timing. Today, the majority of Xi Xia territory is under my control.”

“That’s great!”

Xu Yang smiled and asked, “So the weapons I gave you are effective? How well do they work?”

Yue Qiluo thought for a moment and said four words – terrifyingly effective! “Those toys are actually useful?”

Yun Mengxi next to her was shocked, “Isn’t it? Yin spirits and ghosts have no physical forms; firearms can’t harm powerful ghosts, right?”

“Ideally, that’s the case.”

Yue Qiluo said, “But the firearms and bullets burned down might have undergone some change, which can cause great harm to powerful ghosts. I’ve tested it, the AK4.7 you burned can kill a powerful ghost with a single burst of bullets and even severely injure a red-clothed ghost.”

“A single rocket can even potentially kill a red-clothed ghost.”

Yes!

Firearms!

The “weapons” Xu Yang provided for Yue Qiluo’s subordinates were 50 submachine guns, 200 automatic rifles, several rocket launchers, and a large number of grenades.

His idea to get these things was born accidentally when he happened to pass by a toy stall.

At that time, he just wanted to play with some toy guns and toy rocket launchers. They were just toys, and buying them wouldn’t cost much for Xu Yang today. Even if they were burned and found useless, it wouldn’t matter.

But since they turned out to be useful, it was interesting!

This meant that…

The way Yin spirits and ghosts waged war would change!

Yun Mengxi asked again, “Can the burned guns pose a threat to humans?”

“Haven’t tested that yet.”

“Why don’t you test it on me?”

Yue Qiluo:”???”

Yun Mengxi smiled and said, “Don’t worry, ordinary firearms and bullets can’t hurt me.”

Yue Qiluo immediately took out a shotgun and fired a shot at Yun Mengxi. The immense impact swayed Yun Mengxi’s figure. The bullets pierced through her clothes.

Yun Mengxi assessed the situation and said, “It’s less powerful than a real shotgun. Real shotguns have a sulphuric smell to them, which can cause me some harm, but this gun doesn’t… overall, it’s still quite powerful.”

She wondered, “Strange, why hasn’t the underworld discovered this possibility?”

Xu Yang laughed, “You’d only find out after burning the toys, and in all the five thousand years, no one in Da Xia has ever had the habit of burning guns for the dead.”

As he spoke, he suddenly had an idea, excitedly saying, “I know how to contact my grandpa now… You guys wait at home, I’ll go to the funeral store!”

He left the house and went straight to the funeral store.

On the way, he stopped at a supermarket and bought several toy submachine guns.

Arriving at the funeral store, Xu Yang took out a stack of valuable money, a paper model girl, and a note that read –