This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

I think of them.”

Lord Cui: “!!! ”

He gritted his teeth and said, “Xu Yang, don’t push it too far… Why don’t you just ask for a Judge’s position for your grandpa?”

Xu Yang happily said, “Is that possible?”

If II

Lord Cui was speechless and didn’t want to continue the topic. He spoke, “The Yin-Yang Path is not yet reconnected, and the mortal world is isolated from the underworld. I can only stay in this world for a short time as an incarnation… If you need anything in the future, take out the land decree and silently call my name, remember, my name is Cui Yu, the Chief Justice of the Yin Laws Department, Underworld!”

With that said, he transformed into a land decree and fell into Xu Yang’s hands.

Xu Yang picked up the decree and found that it was neither iron nor wood, but condensed from the purest Yin energy. On the front side, the words “Fengdu City” were written, and on the back was the word “Judge.”

Xu Yang couldn’t help but think, “Cui Yu… Lord Cui, Judge Cui? Chief Justice of the Underworld’s Bureau of Laws? Could it be that the myths and legends of the mortal world are true?”

“In that case, is the Underworld like the myths and legends, with the Department of Rewarding Good, the Department of Evil Punishment, and the Inquisition Agency?”

“Are the Chief Judges of these three departments really Wei Zheng, Zhong Kui, and Lu Zhidao?”

Perhaps everyone is familiar with Lord Cui, Wei Zheng, and Zhong Kui, but “Lu Zhidao” may be a bit unfamiliar. However, if you mention the stories of “Judge Lu Zhidao Replacing Zhu Erdan’s Literary Heart” and “Replacing Zhu Erdan’s Wife’s Beauty Head” in Pu Songling’s “Strange Tales”, you must have heard of them.

While Xu Yang was lost in thought, the ghost house owner cautiously returned.

Looking around, she asked cautiously, “Xu Yang, has Lord Cui left?”

“Hmm.”

Seeing Xu Yang nod, the woman rushed over and pinned Xu Yang against the wall, coldly saying, “You hammer Taoist, I and you don’t cross paths, but you come to my ghost house to bully my employees. Now you dare to complain to Lord Cui?”

Gazing at the woman’s delicate features, Xu Yang remained calm.

Instead, he smiled and said, “Elder sister, you must have noticed that Lord Cui didn’t come to the mortal world because of my complaint. Besides, do you think it’s worth it for Lord Cui to descend from the Underworld just for you?”

“What do you mean?”

Although the woman knew Xu Yang was right, she still said angrily, “Do you mean I’m not worth it? I was a ruling Ghost Immortal in the underworld. It’s not easy to sneak into the living world. I did something that many underworld beings couldn’t. How am I not worthy of Lord Cui’s visit?”

Waving the land decree left by Lord Cui, Xu Yang said, “Should I call Lord Cui back?”

The woman saw the decree, her pupils shrank, and she quickly stepped back. She tidied up Xu Yang’s clothes for him and put on a smile, saying, “Master Xu, I was just joking with you. Don’t take it seriously.”

She poured a cup of tea for Xu Yang, handed it to him with both hands, and said, “I’m new to the mortal world and don’t understand many rules. I hope Master Xu can guide me.”

“Of course.”

Xu Yang sat down on the sofa with his legs crossed and sipped his tea, laughing, “As you can see, my relationship with Lord Cui is very close… Your identity as a stowaway is not a big deal, but it’s not a small matter either. Once the Yin-Yang Path is reconnected, those Yin messengers, Black and White Impermanence, won’t let you go.”

“Huh?”

“Where’s your cat?”

Xu Yang said, “I have a natural fondness for small animals. How about lending me your cat to play with?”

“Meow!!!”

The orange cat appeared, roaring at Xu Yang with an angry look.

But the woman raised her eyebrows and said, “Master Xu, Xiao Miao and I depend on each other, and we are like sisters… I want to get rid of my stowaway status, but if you think you can coerce me with that, you’re wrong.”

“Oh?”

Xu Yang looked at the orange cat and said, “This cat’s name is Xiao Miao? Since she is like sisters… is she a female cat?”

He crouched down, reached out, and grabbed the two front paws of the orange cat, lifting it up to check its physiological characteristics. The orange cat, whose strength was comparable to a Demon King, couldn’t stand this humiliation. It roared, and a rolling demon aura was released.

“Huh?”

Xu Yang’s face darkened.

He took out the “land decree” and waved it at the orange cat, saying, “Little kitty… Do you see what this is?”

The orange cat hesitated.

The ghost house owner was also taken aback. Her eyes lit up, and she trembled, “Land decree?”

“Yes.”

Xu Yang confirmed, “And it’s a decree granted by Lord Cui himself. If you refine this land decree, you can immediately obtain a legal identity, not only allowing you to walk freely in the mortal world but also enabling you to establish your territory and draw the power of faith from incense.”

The woman was obviously tempted.

However, after glancing at the orange cat, she took a deep breath and said seriously, “Master Xu, if you are willing to give me this land decree, I am willing to help you deal with some troubles… But this cannot be the condition to coerce me. I will say it again, Xiao Miao is my sister, and you can’t have any ideas about her.”

Xu Yang ignored the woman and looked at the orange cat. He shook the land decree again and said, “Little kitty, you don’t want your sister to be hunted by the Underworld, do you?”

He was just in the mood to tease the woman.

But who would have thought…

Upon hearing this, the orange cat actually spoke.

Its voice was very crisp, sounding like a kitten’s scratch on one’s heart, delicately asking, “If I accompany you… will you really give my sister this land decree?”

“Xiao Miao!”

The woman was anxious!

But the orange cat said, “Sister, Master Xu is right. You sneaked into the mortal world, and without an identity, the Underworld will eventually catch you… Besides, Master Xu is young and talented, not to mention handsome. It’s not a loss to accompany him for a few days.”

With that said,

The orange cat leaped into Xu Yang’s arms and said, “Master Xu, I hope you keep your word.”

Then-

Bang!

A burst of demon aura flashed by.

Immediately, the orange cat turned into a sexy, beautiful, and seductive cat-eared girl. She didn’t dare to look at Xu Yang, and instead kept her head down and said, “Master Xu… Please be gentle!”

PS: The third update is here. So far, I’ve updated 12,000 words. Taking a break, I’ll continue writing, and there will be another chapter around 12:00!