This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

In the video, Xu Yang used “guns” as a metaphor, saying that strong martial artists were no longer threatened by guns and ammunition. However, for Dao practitioners, being shot at close range could be fatal.

As soon as he finished speaking…

Bang!

A gunshot sound.

Then, the deformed bullet fell to the ground.

Xu Yang covered his forehead and yelled in pain, cursing, “Who…who fired the gun?”

At this point, the video froze, showing a close-up of Xu Yang’s forehead. A red mark appeared where the bullet hit, and his eyes in the video lit up with special effects.

Below, a line of text popped up – Dao practitioners are incredibly weak physically!

“Ah, this…”

Xu Yang was speechless, saying, “This video isn’t right. The gun had a silencer on it. There’s no way the gunshot would have been so loud.”

Liu Shishi couldn’t help but laugh, “This is a good thing, lots of people online are discussing it, now they’re calling you ‘Physically Weak President Xu’, and many people have said they want to apply to Wu City Martial Arts Academy to learn Daoism with you!”

Yun Mengxi said, “What if…will my husband debut like this? If someone asks him to be in a movie, I have to be the leading lady!”

“Shoot a what!”

Xu Yang scowled, “It’s called filming a movie, okay?”

“Aren’t they the same?”

Yun Mengxi shrugged.

Xu Yang grumbled, “A film is the kind we watched together last night, a movie is a proper movie, how can they be the same?”

“Oh!”

Yun Mengxi blushed and pinched Xu Yang’s arm.

Yue Qiluo joked, “Husband is biased, watching movies with Mengxi but not with us…”

Everyone was laughing and having a good time.

What happened that night goes without saying.

The next day, Xu Yang didn’t get up until noon.

After getting up, he received a call from Officer Wang. On the other end of the phone, Officer Wang said, “Master Xu, it’s the weekend, and I’m planning to go to the welfare house. Would you like to come with me?”

“Sure!”

Xu Yang said, “I will go see Master Ma’s mother and son.”

“Okay, I’ll come pick you up at your shop.”

Soon, the two met at the funeral home.

To Xu Yang’s surprise, Officer Wang’s medical examiner daughter was also there. She shook hands with Xu Yang, made some small talk, and then asked, “Master Xu, is that video circulating online true? Are you really impervious to weapons?”

Xu Yang modestly said, “It’s not as exaggerated as that, my physical body is just a little bit stronger.”

Officer Wang’s daughter showed great interest in Xu Yang.

She said, “Master Xu, can we chat when you have time… I am very curious about how a human’s body can become so hard!”

Seeing her examining him, Xu Yang shivered and quickly refused… This woman, could it be she’s used to studying corpses and wants to dissect him for study?

Soon.

They arrived at the front of the welfare house.

Officer Wang found a parking spot, got milk, fruit and snacks from the trunk, and said as he walked into the welfare house with Xu Yang, “This is the only welfare house in our Wu City. There are some children here, and many elderly people without children… huh?”

While talking.

Officer Wang noticed that Xu Yang had stopped walking, and immediately asked, “Master Xu, what’s wrong?”

Xu Yang was looking at the welfare house in front of him.

His face showed some confusion.

He quietly initiated his “Heavenly Eye Skill” and found that in broad daylight, an incredibly dense aura of evil and resentment was floating above the welfare house. The density was so high that it almost formed a ghostly face!

PS: The fourth update is here, a bit later than expected, begging for votes in the new month!

PS2: Will be leaving for provincial hospital to get a check up for my child early tomorrow around 6 am. Not sure when will be back, so the update tomorrow night will be late. Hope everyone understands. Also, recommending a new book written by a good friend: I Just Want to Practice Daoism Properly!