BXBX NOVEL Chapter 202 - 202 Thank You!
A new dawn has arrived and with it came another set of both problems and opportunities.
Just like his mortal counterparts, our bored gamer was also not excused from facing what laid ahead before him.
"SIGH!"
"Let\'s finish this quickly then." Clark took a deep breath and led the charge away from the sword relic where the original Demonic Sword Sect was entombed.
He did not want anything bad to happen in this part of the world because he was fully anticipating a very violent confrontation at the start of this fresh day.
Anybody else could still have been reasoned out to a peaceful discussion but the 3 Primal Wardens at his was certainly not just anybody else.
There were prone to hasty judgment and ingrained bias or just the plain manipulation of that fucking Elder God in the shadows which made them quite a nasty team indeed to deal with.
"Tell me what you want?" Clark asked after he resurfaced to somewhere barren and devoid of life in this vast universe.
There was no trace of habitation whatsoever in all directions as the nearest living planet was several trillions of light years away from where he stood.
This was truly a good place as any for a makeshift battlefield in the middle of this lifeless space.
"Release our sister!" The first unknown woman\'s voice echoed in the void before her form broke from its fold.
Lin Che and the other Primal Warden was with her that aptly completed this meeting of giants away from the mortal eyes of the ordinary cultivators.
The three sisters have already taken their natural form of 10 foot pure personification of beauty.
Lin Che was dressed in her familiar golden armors while her sisters wore a similar kind of garb but only on different hues.
The first one had azure armors and the other had dark abyssal armors on. Each Primal Warden had a sword and shield which perfected their battle suit in the fray.
Although our good gamer could have won easily against this lineup but there was really no need to add more burdens at his back right now.
Clark never forgot that these beautiful women were fatal creatures and they have a whole legion of Primal Wardens at their backs also.
Such a mean quandary as this one was indeed an effortless case to solve.
"Sure. The two of you can take her." Our bored gamer said in nonchalance. He did not even ask the names of the two new additions of Primal Wardens.
Clark was only too eager to finally be set free from any Primal Warden in his life.
\'I wish that I never see any Primal Warden once more! I have had enough of them already.\' Our bored gamer prayed inside.
The two Primal Wardens looked at Lin Che and the latter nodded in confirmation of what had happened.
She was finally released from the spell that had suffered her for one hundred long years. Lin Che even said some familiar words to determine her break from bondage.
"You are a very wicked man, Foul Creature." Lin Che stated and it made her remember the shame she experienced that day for a long long time.
She wanted to fight but realized how small their chances were on winning against our bored gamer in the first place.
Alas, that did not mean at all that they were too cowardly to try one last time.
"That may be true or it may be not, I cared not for its answer. But what I do care about is for you three to leave my sight and never go back here again."
Clark said to the Primal Wardens and was about to leave this place. Unfortunately for him, it was at that time where the sisters of justice moved into action.
"NOW!" Lin Che roared and gave it her best shot. She knew that she only had this once chance to slay this evil where it stood.
She did not believe that our bored gamer could activate that itchy spell to the 3 of them all at the same time and so she gambled on this small window of success.
Lin Che threw her sword towards our bored gamer\'s back and almost simultaneously, 2 other immortal swords followed its path with such a deadly accuracy.
"Be quick to follow him in the next position. He will exchange places with that rotten skeleton. If we find him then, I think we can finally slay him for good!"
This was the battle script that the sisters had already planned ahead before this meeting even started.
They had talked all about the details and abilities of our bored gamer and had ample time of one hundred years to prepare for it.
The Primal Wardens certainly were absolutely ready to meet our very own protagonist head on. At least they thought they were.
"PUCHI!" Clark was cut into 3 halves and it was indeed pretty gruesome to witness. But what followed was even more shocking to his foes.
"It seems like i will have to entertain more slaves in my house." Clark smiled amidst the pain.
"Curse: Itch!"
"Curse: Itch!"
"Curse: Itch!" Our bored gamer spoke the spell three times and a symphony of despair ensued right after.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Lin Che roared when she experienced defeat once more.
"What in the devil\'s name is this sorcery!" The first nameless lady yelled as she tried to negate the itchiness down south.
"This is an abominable curse!" The 2nd Primal Warden concluded but everything was already too late at that point. Their most intimate parts were already invaded in full.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" And the two tasted hell before even meeting Death in their lives.
"That was close! Pheew!" Clark wiped the sweat off of his brow as he could not react on time for the Body Switch Class Skill. He definitely underestimated the will of these Primal Wardens.
"Seems like I shall be stuck with them for life after this. It would be a grave mistake to grant them freedom. These Primal Wardens are crazy. Well, I think all of them are!"
Our bored gamer concluded with absolute certainty. He was just lucky that his skill Life After Death activated and left him with 1 hp after the cast.
If not, he would be eating swords as flowers in his way down to the abyss.
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Life After Death – grants 5 second invulnerability when the user takes a fatal attack. (passive, gives 1 hp after skill ends, can be upgraded) cd 24 hours
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"You did not even have the guts to tell your Primal Wardens of all my weaknesses. You truly intend to make me suffer, don\'t you? Am i giving you a great source of entertainment so far?"
Clark looked in the heavens and asked his silent audience.
He expected that that fucking Elder God would not reply just like before and this same expectation had proven true and correct even now. The Elder God remained as quiet as ever.
"Asshole!" Our bored gamer cursed and left the scene without another word. He took the 3 Primal Wardens with him then marked everyone of these bad girls with a slap of Curse: Bewitch.
\'I don\'t even know how long it will take me to successfully do that.\' Clark sighed when he remembered how hard it was to hypnotize Lin Che for the first time.
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Seven days later.
"FUCK ME! All my shop points are back to zero once more!" Clark could only shout his pain out loud.
He would have taken faster but spending 36,500,000,000 shop points was utterly tiring to say the least.
He had to empty them out before he could even get a good chance in having one successful spell to get through to the Primal Wardens. And that fucking Elder God has indeed made it extremely hard for our bored gamer.
\'I\'ve had enough of this shit! Freaky Lady! Are you there?!\' Clark called for the ghost that he knew would inflict more pain.
But since he despised that fucking Elder God more than he did the Freaky Lady, our bored decided that it was better to embrace pain in order to slap that fucking Elder God dead someday.
\'Just you wait.\' Clark vowed inside.
\'You know i\'m always here, child.\' The Freaky Lady replied.
\'Let\'s do this!\' Our bored gamer nodded then without ado, led his Soul Fragment to take the path where it had gone to once before.
After a maze of several shortcuts, he arrived and took the last step over the precipice between dimensions. A breath later, a familiar sound occurred.
"AHHHHHHH!" Clark\'s soul was washed by a heavenly tribulation once more. Not even a tiny piece of it survived the onslaught.
\'Again!\' Clark persevered and asked for the Freaky Lady to make him another Soul Fragment to use.
The same torture followed for an unholy amount of years inside his psyche to give birth to a new Soul Fragment.
He retraced his steps with the said fresh Soul Fragment and jumped over the edge between dimensions and...
"AHHHHHHH!" The same result followed.
\'Again!\' Clark insisted in a harsh voice.
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And he failed one more time.
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He failed just like before.
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With every collapse, our bored gamer never gave up through it all. He did this for more than a day.
A total of approximately 90,000 tries and defeats with each one having trillions of years of pain and suffering.
To say that Clark was a coward and a loser was absolutely just blasphemy at this point. He held on for so long but was found lacking in the end.
"SIGH!"
"At least I tried."
"Now i need to get me laid fast or i may find myself going crazy in my misery and desperation." Clark sighed for the umpteenth time.
He took a moment to ignore the negativity inside his soul and choose to remain positive even when he could find only darkness around him.
Three breaths later and our bored gamer finally had his first genuine smile for the day.
"So who\'s it going to be? Ning Xi or Tang Xinyue?" Clark asked and he was pretty excited for the future already. He could get those two later on but for now, he still had 4 women to make love.
\'Thank you.\' Our bored gamer uttered to his unseen comrade.
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In a particular place in the Divine Realm, an area that occupied millions of miles in all directions could be seen to be ravaged by an endless sea of lightning.
This domain was called Weeping Thunder Expanse. One of the Five Forbidden Zones of the Divine Realm.
"Ohhh... What an interesting child. Did he notice something during our cooperation?" The lone occupant inside this region of death noted in a rare smile.
In a flash of white, the long infinite hands of lightning descended on its form in a never ending rain of penalty from up above.