BXBX NOVEL Chapter 66: Do You Want To Act Badass?
Chapter 66: Do You Want To Act Badass?
Translator: Larbre Studio Editor: Larbre Studio
There were no excess items in the large equipment room; only an extremely valuable and expensive game cabin, and a tall mainframe that almost touched the ceiling. The fan whirred, causing the warm air to dissipate. At the base of the game cabin, there was a sturdy cable with the width of an arm, connected to the mainframe.
Li Xianyu was deeply attracted to them at first sight when he entered the equipment room. Gleaming alloy shells, smooth cabin hatch lines, AI computers, there was cutting-edge technology everywhere.
If this thing goes on sale, it will definitely become viral.
“Battle Lady, do our employees have a staff discount price? When are these devices going to be introduced on the market? I want to buy two. My great-grandma loves playing games,” Li Xianyu said, his eyes shining.
Baoze Group’s VR equipment had a famous reputation all over the world, but it was a little expensive. Li Xianyu had been eyeing Baoze’s game helmet for a long time, but did not like the game eyeshades introduced a few years ago.
Thunderbolt Battle Lady was startled. “Your great-grandma?”
Li Xianyu replied cleverly, “...My girlfriend, we like these nicknames. It’s... it’s interesting.”
The corners of Thunderbolt Battle Lady’s twitched, as she replied, “Your tastes are really special, huh.”
King Kong who was next to him said, “The game has only been developed halfway, when the Long Aotian incident happened, causing the project to be delayed. These equipment are still in a pilot stage and it is still too early to go on the market.”
“Which one of them is Long Aotian?” Li Xianyu strolled around, as people deep in slumber laid down in the two rows of game cabins against the wall.
They were wearing a strange black uniform with a wire attached. The other end of the wire was attached to the game cabin.
These people were demon descendants who could not extricate themselves from the illusory virtual world, and several of the pitiful people who have been fished out have undergone mental retardation due to their lack of resilience.
Such as God of Fire’s beloved disciple, Fire Child.
In order to untie the bell, the person who tied it is required.The mental power awakener Long Aotian could heal them, so the company was eager to pull him out of the damn virtual world, but no one could succeed thus far. Hence, they were stuck in an awkward dilemma.
King Kong went to a game cabin, reached out and patted on the cabin’s door made of quartz glass. “He is.”
Li Xianyu looked up and looked through the hatch cover. He saw a fat greasy man lying inside. At first sight, he looked like an otaku: not tall, not strong, very ordinary in appearance, and even a little sorry-looking.
In short, a very ordinary person.
Long Aotian... didn’t fit the man in his imagination.
“Before he awakened, he was just a very ordinary person.” Thunderbolt Battle Lady said, “He was so ordinary that he had no unique characteristics. He wasn’t good at interpersonal communication either. He just liked to stay at home to play games and eat takeout. His wall is affixed with wallpaper of anime girls and his bolster is also printed with anime girls. It is said that he did have a girlfriend even until he graduated from college. He is a rare virgin.”
“Unlike King Kong who cannot accept a woman, Long Aotian doesn’t have a girlfriend due to his inferiority complex. He is introverted but clearly eager to make friends with lovely girls, or even do something with them. But he dare not speak nor approach them. He’s charming on the Internet but in real life, he is an utter coward and is coquettish on the inside.”
“Sister Battle Lady, it’s repressed coquettish, not internal coquettish.” Li Xianyu said, “I know, he’s a greasy otaku, I have classmates like that in my university. They all have a common hobby, which is liking soft and cute Lolitas. I have always despised such people.”
Thunderbolt Battle Lady said, “It seems that you know more about this type of person.”
“How do we get into the virtual world? Lie in it?” He looked at the game cabin.
By the time he asked, Thunderbolt Battle Lady was already taking off her clothes, and she was obviously prepared. She took off her sportswear and sweatpants, with a conservative bikini inside.
Eighty percent of Thunderbolt Battle Lady’s super hot figure was revealed in front of Li Xianyu and King Kong. Her legs were long and toned and she had ample buttocks and a slender waist. Her back and neck were fair as snow. The only regret was that her chest was a little lacking. Sure enough, there was no perfect woman in the world.
Unlike Li Xianyu, who wanted to turn his eyes into a camera, King Kong frowned and averted his gaze after looking at theThunderbolt Battle Lady’s figure, muttering, “It’s okay to look at a woman without clothes through the screen. If you look at a real person, you can’t help feeling sick. Women are undesirable indeed!”
Thunderbolt Battle Lady put on the game suit and lay in the game cabin. The quartz glass cover slowly descended and she entered the virtual world.
King Kong was the second to enter, and then San Wu followed. She undressed without any guard in front of Li Xianyu. Li Xianyu turned his head to look away, and undressed silently.
He could openly ogle and appreciate Thunderbolt Battle Lady’s figure, and even dared to comment on it, but when he looked at San Wu wearing underwear, he always felt that he was taking advantage.
Li Xianyu still had a sense of shame, although not much was left.
...
Li Xianyu woke up in the dark, as if he had been locked up in a small black house. There was no light; everywhere was dark overhead and under his feet.
Where am I?
The similar scene reminded him of criminal detective films he has seen before. Policemen uncles had a means of interrogating prisoners, keeping a man in a quiet, invisible dark room. No matter who this person was, after staying there for three days, his state of mind would become unstable.
After putting on the game suit, his consciousness appeared confused, dizzy, as if after a sleep. And then he opened his eyes to see that he was here.
So, this is the virtual world of Long Aotian? There is nothing but darkness...
Just then, a voice rang in the dark: “Do you want to act badass?” The voice was full of temptation, as if it trigger people’s inner desires.
Li Xianyu replied, “What do you mean ‘act badass’? How could you call it as such, it should be called showing your power before others.”
The voice ignored him and went on. “Have you experienced academic difficulties, bad work, emotional frustration? If so, then join us. Here, you will experience the happiest experience of being a badass.”
Li Xianyu frowned. Inexplicably, he felt a little irritable, and developed yearning. He remembered Lightning King’s reminder. This is Long Aotian’s ability, mental resonance?
Everyone had a desire to be a badass. Everyone faced setbacks and disappointments in life, so it was only by will that one could resist such disenchantment.
Li Xianyu took a deep breath and pretended not to care.
The voice in the dark continued to bewitch. “For example, when you are reprimanded by your boss in the workplace, you can yell loudly,” I quit. ” Then reveal that you have dozens of luxury houses. Does it feel good to see the goddamn boss cast an enviable look at you?”
It seems that it is a bit of a pleasure...
Li Xianyu’s brain could not resist but to imagine the scene. He was suddenly excited, and knew that he was bewitched again.
“For example, when you want to go to a certain university, a teacher suddenly remarked disdainfully: You’re a low-achiever, and you think you are worthy?! A few months later, you stroll in front of him with the admission notice, looking at his shame and embarrassment. Isn’t that good?”
It’s... so good. Li Xianyu’s mind resonated uncontrollably.
“As long as you say you want to join, you can be as good as I am,” The voice charmed.
For a moment, Li Xianyu instinctively wanted to say yes, fortunately, he pulled back in time.
“I don’t want to. Go die!” Li Xianyu shouted loudly.
“For example, when you are challenged and bullied by an idiotic nobody in your life, and passers-by despise you, you suddenly become Superman. You wreck him easily and watch him lie down on the ground. You remark disdainfully, “You’re nothing, and you know nothing about power.” Isn’t that a good feeling?”
Li Xianyu’s heart seemed to have a cat scratching at it, his heart itching and uncomfortable.
It’s good. It’s really good. I want to promise him, I want to hold hands to act badass together.
I’m going to romantic Turkey with you, and then, hand in hand, we pretend~
The only trace of rationality left told him that no, no, if he agreed, he would be screwed.
End up either mentally retarded or vegetative.
“For example, when your girlfriend cheats on you with another rich man and spurned you in front of everybody while she sits in a luxury car. You are despised by the rich man who mocks: “Poor dog, you also want to find a girlfriend?” But then, a beautiful woman driving a super luxury car appeared, holding your arm and saying, “Husband, please don’t leave me, I’m willing to do anything for you.” It feels good, isn’t it?”
It was so good that I would explode.
“For example, you have an elder or younger step sister whom are troubled by their beauty. Male classmates try to hook up with them, male teachers covet them, their superiors use all kinds of means to want to have sex with them, and they urgently need a domineering man’s warm arms. At this time, you come out and with one look, you can ask the others to screw off. They will be deeply infatuated with you and forget about morals. Does it feel good enough to explode?”
Li Xianyu’s mental resonance reached its limit at this moment.
“Acting badass is the most fundamental human desire for personal dignity.”
“Acting badass is the most fundamental fantasy of human dissatisfaction with reality.”
“Acting badass is the most fundamental right of mankind to yearn for beauty.”
“Acting badass is all about counterkill...”
No. No. Stop talking. I beg you, please stop talking.
Li Xianyu rolled all over the floor.
“I’m... willin-...”
At this critical juncture, a light shone in the dark. A little hand stretched inside, and picked him up by his neck, carrying him away like a puppy being carried by his scruff.